hee hee hee! Overheard on campus

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proftowanda:
If not now, then there definitely is trouble in the offing, when She meets the girl whose nickname is "Burrito."  And who has a tattoo of his name.

cgfunmathguy:
Quote from: proftowanda on February 21, 2013,  7:08:11 PM

If not now, then there definitely is trouble in the offing, when She meets the girl whose nickname is "Burrito."  And who has a tattoo of his name.

Thanks for the giggle, ProfT.

melba_frilkins:
Quote from: proftowanda on February 21, 2013,  7:08:11 PM

If not now, then there definitely is trouble in the offing, when She meets the girl whose nickname is "Burrito."  And who has a tattoo of his name.


Or a little donkey.

theritas:
Quote from: biomancer on February 21, 2013,  6:40:22 PM


He:  <finishes phone conversation and hangs up; looks at She> I've got to go now.
She:  Can you wait five minutes so I can go with you?
He:  No, I cannot wait.  This is a matter of life and death.
She:  What?  Is everything OK?
He:  There is a burrito with my name on it.  <dashes out>


I can identify with this sense of urgency now and then.  Plus, there may be awareness in this case that five minutes is NOT five minutes.  Also, in certain dorm situations, one might actually fear losing stored food if the roommate beats you home to it.  So many very time sensitive matters.

mickeymantle:

This is a conversation I overheard a few days ago:

Student A: How'd you do in Professor C's class?
Student B: Oh man!  She gave me a C when I deserved a B!
Student A: Oh boy!
Student B: Yeah, I switched majors.  The professor even told I wouldn't be a good (subject) teacher!
Student A: Oh wow.
Student B: Like, I told my RA and she was pissed off at her for telling me that.

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