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« Reply #30 on: January 22, 2009, 8:31:49 PM »



Yes, over here, please.

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who does not have a PhD from Oxford, let's just be clear about that from the get-go

Any special flavor? I am busy trying to decide what goes with the porn music...
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« Reply #31 on: January 22, 2009, 8:33:16 PM »

We interrupt this CHE Fora Discussion for a special report . . .

Sources tell Sane People News that a trainwreck has been spotted in one of the drunken threads. Although the train's sole occupant has bad grammar injuries, no other problems have been reported. Sources advise forumites who see the passenger to avoid direct engagement and to instead post insults in the one-off thread. Reporter Mountainguy is on the scene and believes that the crying passenger may need a waaaambulance. "I was so over this five minutes ago," MG said.

We now return to our regularly-scheduled discussion . . .


I just enshrined this in the HOF.

As well you should have.

I'd just rather have dill pickles and popcorn separately, if I might.  Is that possible?

I've been to Oxford, FTR. 

Oxford, Ohio, but still...
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« Reply #32 on: January 22, 2009, 8:34:35 PM »



Yes, over here, please.

VP
who does not have a PhD from Oxford, let's just be clear about that from the get-go

Any special flavor? I am busy trying to decide what goes with the porn music...

Oh, I'll have some of the dill pickle, since I was the one who requested it. Also, caramel pecan, please, but well separated from the dill pickle.

And to wash them both down, some fizzy apple juice. (Yes. Bizarre. I know.)

VP
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« Reply #33 on: January 22, 2009, 8:35:36 PM »

I suppose I could branch out.

I think I might add nachos to the inventory.

<passes the green popcorn to VP>
















<passes warm bag of gooey popcorn to VP>
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« Reply #34 on: January 22, 2009, 8:37:48 PM »

Are all these snack requests really furthering this discussion? 
Is anyone even "read you language"?  Or minding the decency?  Not to mention, not nearly enough lying. Step it up!
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« Reply #35 on: January 22, 2009, 8:39:15 PM »

I'm trying to be smart.  I'm failing, because I'm posting here instead of reading, but I'm trying.
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« Reply #36 on: January 22, 2009, 8:40:18 PM »

Yes, do mind the f***ing decency. 
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« Reply #37 on: January 22, 2009, 8:41:13 PM »

Mr. Oseph wants to know what I'm looking at that is making me laugh so hard.  I can't tell him, or I will out myself, and he'll read the MIL threads!

I am not even going to see what else teach_assist has posted.  I am so glad to see my old nemesis back on the fora.
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Oseph....you are right and you make sense.

For your future comments, I insult very directly.
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« Reply #38 on: January 22, 2009, 8:42:54 PM »

Are all these snack requests really furthering this discussion? 
Is anyone even "read you language"?  Or minding the decency?  Not to mention, not nearly enough lying. Step it up!

You are try to seducing her, don't ask qeustions.  Really, what student does want may be best if you are educatore.>>>??<`?=((
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« Reply #39 on: January 22, 2009, 8:44:16 PM »

Are all these snack requests really furthering this discussion? 
Is anyone even "read you language"?  Or minding the decency?  Not to mention, not nearly enough lying. Step it up!

You are try to seducing her, don't ask qeustions.  Really, what student does want may be best if you are educatore.>>>??<`?=((
Well, keep in mind that ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
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« Reply #40 on: January 22, 2009, 8:45:48 PM »

Are all these snack requests really furthering this discussion? 
Is anyone even "read you language"?  Or minding the decency?  Not to mention, not nearly enough lying. Step it up!

<crunches popcorn, thoughtfully>

"Mind the decency," says teach_assist,
While angrily shaking hus fist.
"Your Oxford degree
Is a fraud, I can see --"
Oh, the drama's too good to resist.

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« Reply #41 on: January 22, 2009, 8:46:56 PM »

Are all these snack requests really furthering this discussion? 
Is anyone even "read you language"?  Or minding the decency?  Not to mention, not nearly enough lying. Step it up!

<crunches popcorn, thoughtfully>

"Mind the decency," says teach_assist,
While angrily shaking hus fist.
"Your Oxford degree
Is a fraud, I can see --"
Oh, the drama's too good to resist.

VP

I am so using this moment in my ads - just look what my wares can inspire!
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« Reply #42 on: January 22, 2009, 8:51:56 PM »


It's quieted down a bit now. 

I'm standing here telling stories about the halcyon days of punting on the river at Oxford.

Meanwhile, Teach_assist's mouth is temporarily full....
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« Reply #43 on: January 22, 2009, 8:53:26 PM »


It's quieted down a bit now. 

I'm standing here telling stories about the halcyon days of punting on the river at Oxford.

Meanwhile, Teach_assist's mouth is temporarily full....

I am sorry, we do not, at this time offer pedicorn.
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« Reply #44 on: January 22, 2009, 8:55:39 PM »

Strange that there has been no mention of the Oxford Round Table, what with all these pseudo-Oxfordians running around.
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