Best Student Sentences: Spring 2013 Edition

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melba_frilkins:
Quote from: llanfair on January 30, 2013,  8:27:28 PM

I'd pay to see a butch malarkey.  Do they have them in zoos?


No, he is in prison.

Free Butch Malarkey!

frogfactory:
Quote from: melba_frilkins on January 31, 2013,  8:12:14 PM

Quote from: llanfair on January 30, 2013,  8:27:28 PM

I'd pay to see a butch malarkey.  Do they have them in zoos?


No, he is in prison.

Free Butch Malarkey!


I thought it was a nightclub in central London; my mistake.

f_talbot:
Quote from: frogfactory on January 31, 2013,  9:29:15 PM

Quote from: melba_frilkins on January 31, 2013,  8:12:14 PM

Quote from: llanfair on January 30, 2013,  8:27:28 PM

I'd pay to see a butch malarkey.  Do they have them in zoos?


No, he is in prison.

Free Butch Malarkey!


I thought it was a nightclub in central London; my mistake.


He's a rodeo star. Actually, he's been a rodeo star since the beginning of time and maybe before all cultures.
(Sorry, catching up on the whole thread at once....)

catherder:
From news interviews with the 20 Dalhousie University Women's Hockey Team players who were suspended (from hockey, not classes) for hazing:

"We only asked them to eat sardines with shaving cream. We didn't humiliate them or anything."

democritus:
Quote from: blackadder on January 29, 2013,  8:41:42 PM

Passed on from generation to generation, cultures have played an integral part in society since the beginning of time.

Hah! I just told my students on Friday that I categorically ban them from beginning papers with "Throughout human history...", "Since the beginning of time...", "Human society has always...", and the ever popular, "Back in the day...."

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