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frogfactory
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« Reply #32640 on: April 22, 2012, 7:42:19 pm »

Can I one-off myself?

Yes.  Yes, I will make every thread about me and my current situation.

Sigh.  Sorry.
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« Reply #32641 on: April 22, 2012, 8:07:30 pm »

Can I one-off myself?

Yes.  Yes, I will make every thread about me and my current situation.

Sigh.  Sorry.

But that is what I am doing! Frog. Why you gotta copy me?

(HUG.)
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« Reply #32642 on: April 22, 2012, 8:08:21 pm »

Can I one-off myself?

Yes.  Yes, I will make every thread about me and my current situation.

Sigh.  Sorry.

But that is what I am doing! Frog. Why you gotta copy me?

(HUG.)

ffs.  I'm not even original.

(rehug)
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« Reply #32643 on: April 22, 2012, 9:10:04 pm »

Unrelated to above, I think.

Is that thread turning into a discussion between one individual's sockpuppets?  And I thought I needed a life.

Same suck poppet / trollhydra, different thread, I think.  It's making work look more thrilling than fora, though - which is useful just now.

I think that there needs to be a term invented for a single individual having multiple socks that only interact with each other.  I initially though of sock masturbation, but that already exists as a widespread pastime.  Therefore, I propose Multiple Marionette Masturbation, or MMM.  It has a nice sound to it, I think.

I love it!  Mmm...Much better than socksturbation.  Plus, it is delightfully onomatopoeic.
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« Reply #32644 on: April 22, 2012, 9:58:28 pm »

Related: why in the hell are you helping?

You might as well give it a bottle of lotion and a Playboy.

Unrelated to above, I think.

Is that thread turning into a discussion between one individual's sockpuppets?  And I thought I needed a life.

Same suck poppet / trollhydra, different thread, I think.  It's making work look more thrilling than fora, though - which is useful just now.

I think that there needs to be a term invented for a single individual having multiple socks that only interact with each other.  I initially though of sock masturbation, but that already exists as a widespread pastime.  Therefore, I propose Multiple Marionette Masturbation, or MMM.  It has a nice sound to it, I think.

I love it!  Mmm...Much better than socksturbation.  Plus, it is delightfully onomatopoeic.
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« Reply #32645 on: April 22, 2012, 10:01:54 pm »

Related: why in the hell are you helping?

You might as well give it a bottle of lotion and a Playboy.

Consider the source.

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« Reply #32646 on: April 22, 2012, 11:14:21 pm »

[unrelated?]

Make them go away!!!
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« Reply #32647 on: April 22, 2012, 11:42:08 pm »

Unrelated to above, I think.

Is that thread turning into a discussion between one individual's sockpuppets?  And I thought I needed a life.

Same suck poppet / trollhydra, different thread, I think.  It's making work look more thrilling than fora, though - which is useful just now.

I think that there needs to be a term invented for a single individual having multiple socks that only interact with each other.  I initially though of sock masturbation, but that already exists as a widespread pastime.  Therefore, I propose Multiple Marionette Masturbation, or MMM.  It has a nice sound to it, I think.

Call me Pollyanna, but I imagine a set of sweet and innocent finger puppets like these.

Sweet and innocent, the puppets may be.

But the captions on those photos convince me that the puppetmaker is seriously disturbed.
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« Reply #32648 on: April 23, 2012, 12:39:43 am »

You might as well give it a bottle of lotion and a Playboy.

In some non-sock related instances, a bottle of lotion and a copy of Atlas Shrugged would probably be better.
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« Reply #32649 on: April 23, 2012, 2:16:24 am »

You might as well give it a bottle of lotion and a Playboy.

In some non-sock related instances, a bottle of lotion and a copy of Atlas Shrugged would probably be better.

Now is that a nice thing to say about Cully Stimpson??
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« Reply #32650 on: April 23, 2012, 10:25:38 am »

Now that sounds like fun.
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« Reply #32651 on: April 23, 2012, 12:50:02 pm »

Related: why in the hell are you helping?

You might as well give it a bottle of lotion and a Playboy.

Unrelated to above, I think.

Is that thread turning into a discussion between one individual's sockpuppets?  And I thought I needed a life.

Same suck poppet / trollhydra, different thread, I think.  It's making work look more thrilling than fora, though - which is useful just now.

I think that there needs to be a term invented for a single individual having multiple socks that only interact with each other.  I initially though of sock masturbation, but that already exists as a widespread pastime.  Therefore, I propose Multiple Marionette Masturbation, or MMM.  It has a nice sound to it, I think.

I love it!  Mmm...Much better than socksturbation.  Plus, it is delightfully onomatopoeic.

I think that it would prefer a bottle of lotion and a mirror.
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« Reply #32652 on: April 23, 2012, 4:18:13 pm »

Related: why in the hell are you helping?

You might as well give it a bottle of lotion and a Playboy.

Unrelated to above, I think.

Is that thread turning into a discussion between one individual's sockpuppets?  And I thought I needed a life.

Same suck poppet / trollhydra, different thread, I think.  It's making work look more thrilling than fora, though - which is useful just now.

I think that there needs to be a term invented for a single individual having multiple socks that only interact with each other.  I initially though of sock masturbation, but that already exists as a widespread pastime.  Therefore, I propose Multiple Marionette Masturbation, or MMM.  It has a nice sound to it, I think.

I love it!  Mmm...Much better than socksturbation.  Plus, it is delightfully onomatopoeic.

I think that it would prefer a bottle of lotion and a mirror.

That's sort of how this whole thread works, isn't it?
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« Reply #32653 on: April 23, 2012, 4:42:05 pm »

I have no idea what any of this is about.  Nobody ever PM's me.
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« Reply #32654 on: April 23, 2012, 4:54:51 pm »

I have no idea what any of this is about.  Nobody ever PM's me.

--Ah.  Thank you!

I am going to entitle my memoir "Away from the Shadow."  It has a certain ring.
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