Hey, motherf***er. Next time you decide to post on RMP that the professor is a "failure as a teacher and a human being" who is smug, superior, and should be avoided "like ebola" and fired, why don't you ask yourself how you might have contributed to the failing grade on the work you submitted in your graduate course? You know: the work that met none of the criteria outlined in the assignment guidelines and demonstrated that you don't understand how to carry out the most rudimentary elements of research or even recognize what constitutes scholarly work in this field?
You are sooooo demanding.
My vent: why are there no schools for sky lantern manufacturing in the U.S.? Is it because all manufacturing, even of sky lanterns, has moved overseas? How are we underemployed Ph.Ds to gain a noble trade such as this?