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oldfullprof
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« Reply #27120 on: August 29, 2011, 12:54:41 PM »

Can you find me a stud?

1.  Home Depot.

2.  Les Motes et les Choses.
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mountainguy
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« Reply #27121 on: August 29, 2011, 4:15:45 PM »

<unrelated>

Is the Pope Catholic?
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2clueless
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« Reply #27122 on: August 29, 2011, 4:51:25 PM »

<unrelated>

Is the Pope Catholic?

The pope is definitely not a stud.

merinoblue, my tool may not be able to locate metric studs; it hasn't tried, eh?
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« Reply #27123 on: August 29, 2011, 6:45:39 PM »

Incest, I say.  'Tis incest. 
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mouseman
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« Reply #27124 on: August 29, 2011, 6:53:21 PM »

Incest, I say.  'Tis incest. 

Which, as they say, is relatively boring. 

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merinoblue
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« Reply #27125 on: August 29, 2011, 7:42:11 PM »

I'm feeling rich in studs now. Sort of.

Alan, I never knew you were a stud. Why have you been keeping this under wraps?
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polly_mer
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« Reply #27126 on: August 29, 2011, 7:47:34 PM »

I'm feeling rich in studs now. Sort of.

Alan, I never knew you were a stud. Why have you been keeping this under wraps?

You didn't know about Alan?  Sheesh, what fora have you been reading?

At one point, when I was new, I threw myself at his feet and begged (begged!) to be allowed to be his minion.  He refused me; that's how much of a stud he is.  He doesn't need a minion; he stands by himself.
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oldfullprof
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« Reply #27127 on: August 29, 2011, 7:50:38 PM »

At one point, when I was new, I threw myself at his feet and begged (begged!) to be allowed to be his minion.  He refused me; that's how much of a stud he is.  He doesn't need a minion; he stands by himself.

He refused you because you're filet mignon, not filet minion.
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anthroid
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« Reply #27128 on: August 29, 2011, 8:02:49 PM »

He doesn't need a minion; he stands by himself.

From what I hear, he does that very well indeed.  If you know what I mean, nudge nudge wink wink.
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« Reply #27129 on: August 29, 2011, 8:05:47 PM »

He doesn't need a minion; he stands by himself.

From what I hear, he does that very well indeed.  If you know what I mean, nudge nudge wink wink.

Does he go? Is he a goer?
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He's on my roster, but if I've taught him anything, it isn't math.
merinoblue
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« Reply #27130 on: August 29, 2011, 8:10:02 PM »

Alan, I never knew you were a stud. Why have you been keeping this under wraps?

You didn't know about Alan?  Sheesh, what fora have you been reading?

I guess I thought guys who drove beer carts were married, suburban-dwelling, ordinary kind of guys. I didn't think they were...studs.
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anthroid
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« Reply #27131 on: August 29, 2011, 8:10:32 PM »

He doesn't need a minion; he stands by himself.

From what I hear, he does that very well indeed.  If you know what I mean, nudge nudge wink wink.

Does he go? Is he a goer?

See, we don't need that kind of potty talk on the forum.  Alan can hold it for, like, days.

No, Alan is a man among men, striding the Earth like a Colossus with a really big bladder, wearing a tool belt.

OK, he's really more like Norm Abram, but that's pretty damned studly.
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merinoblue
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« Reply #27132 on: August 29, 2011, 8:13:03 PM »

<Googling Norm Abram>
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« Reply #27133 on: August 29, 2011, 8:14:10 PM »

<Googling Norm Abram>

Beware -- he's not everyone's idea of "studly," though "good with studs" is certainly apt. 
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anthroid
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« Reply #27134 on: August 29, 2011, 8:18:39 PM »

<Googling Norm Abram>

Beware -- he's not everyone's idea of "studly," though "good with studs" is certainly apt. 

Also, he has mainly very good facial hair, which is, in anyone's book, the sign of some studdishness.
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