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infopri
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« Reply #15 on: July 10, 2007, 12:12:09 PM »

One of my dogs pooped in the living room.
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« Reply #16 on: July 10, 2007, 12:13:20 PM »

I think I dropped something.
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« Reply #17 on: July 10, 2007, 12:14:48 PM »

I could use a nap.
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conjugate
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« Reply #18 on: July 10, 2007, 12:15:12 PM »

I have many cats, including two tiny kittens.  They tend to poop in the dining room, a habit not overcome by frequent explanation of the use of the litter box.  We may soon run out of carpet cleaner spray.

(Sorry if that was too exciting!)
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« Reply #19 on: July 10, 2007, 12:15:56 PM »

b_p, I think that's mine.
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« Reply #20 on: July 10, 2007, 12:17:24 PM »

Well, it's under my chair if you want it, but it's not very exciting.
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« Reply #21 on: July 10, 2007, 12:18:36 PM »

you have a chair?
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yellowtractor
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« Reply #22 on: July 10, 2007, 12:19:29 PM »

<...yawn.......>  What?  Oh....
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« Reply #23 on: July 10, 2007, 12:20:51 PM »

Thinking of having a tuna wrap for lunch. Again.
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« Reply #24 on: July 10, 2007, 12:21:47 PM »

I don't like my schlepper, but I've had it too long to return it.
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« Reply #25 on: July 10, 2007, 12:22:15 PM »

I'm procrastinating on something.
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« Reply #26 on: July 10, 2007, 12:23:28 PM »

you have a chair?

Yeah. He's a real ass. I'd give you details but it would be far too exciting.
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« Reply #27 on: July 10, 2007, 12:34:44 PM »

I need to refi one of my houses, get a mortgage to buy a condo, find a condo, and move---in about 6 weeks. Is this possible?
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« Reply #28 on: July 10, 2007, 12:37:50 PM »

I need to refi one of my houses, get a mortgage to buy a condo, find a condo, and move---in about 6 weeks. Is this possible?

Yes.
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conjugate
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« Reply #29 on: July 10, 2007, 12:39:51 PM »

I need to refi one of my houses, get a mortgage to buy a condo, find a condo, and move---in about 6 weeks. Is this possible?

Possible but probably very difficult.  Find the best real estate agent you can; save his/her children from certain death.  Repeat this process with a bank's loan examiner.  Make sure nobody catches you putting these peoples' children in situations of near-certain death.  They will owe you big-time and it will happen. 

My goodness, I think that was way too exciting.
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