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« Reply #23535 on: May 06, 2012, 1:36:42 pm »

My cats bathed themselves yesterday, and will likely do so today.
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« Reply #23536 on: May 06, 2012, 2:44:38 pm »

I bathed myself yesterday, and probably won't do so today.
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« Reply #23537 on: May 06, 2012, 3:02:11 pm »

The 7-layer salad, planned to be made yesterday, has been assembled a few minutes ago and put into the fridge.  It is presumed that said salad will be eaten alongside hamburgers for supper later this evening.
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You were only waiting for this moment to arise.


« Reply #23538 on: May 06, 2012, 4:33:02 pm »

I have never eaten 7 layer salad. I assume that lettuce is one of the layers.
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« Reply #23539 on: May 06, 2012, 4:39:01 pm »

An outing was had. Nothing of note was accomplished.
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« Reply #23540 on: May 06, 2012, 4:41:50 pm »

I successfully extracted a hair dye nozzle from the plughole of my sink.
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« Reply #23541 on: May 06, 2012, 5:03:21 pm »

The last three cookies had to be made without chocolate chips.
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« Reply #23542 on: May 06, 2012, 5:07:10 pm »

When one reads five or more pages of this thread in one sitting, one develops a quiet appreciation for the range of unexciting things occurring in the lives of forumites.
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You must be your own snow, Dr_Alcott.  You must lift, and sparkle, and then melt away.

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« Reply #23543 on: May 06, 2012, 5:10:43 pm »

I have never eaten 7 layer salad. I assume that lettuce is one of the layers.

Lettuce, chopped sweet onion, raw peas, shredded cheddar, chopped hard-boiled eggs, chopped cooked bacon, covered with a layer of Miracle Whip.  Refrigerate several hours or overnight; better the second or third day.  I could mention that I added an 8th layer of grated Parmesean, but that might well take us out of the realm of this thread.

Dr. Alcott, you're absolutely right.
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« Reply #23544 on: May 06, 2012, 5:16:08 pm »

The last three cookies had to be made without chocolate chips.

Foul, I say. Far too exciting.

Amlithist, that was not the seven-layer salad I was expecting.
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« Reply #23545 on: May 06, 2012, 5:19:16 pm »

I am hungry but my dinner is not yet ready.
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« Reply #23546 on: May 06, 2012, 5:20:30 pm »

Lettuce, chopped sweet onion, raw peas, shredded cheddar, chopped hard-boiled eggs, chopped cooked bacon, covered with a layer of Miracle Whip.  Refrigerate several hours or overnight; better the second or third day.  I could mention that I added an 8th layer of grated Parmesean, but that might well take us out of the realm of this thread.

Here's my vegetarian version: lettuce, scallions, raw peas, shredded cheddar, chopped celery, chopped fake bacon (Morningstar Farms soy/meat-wannabe product), and mayo.


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Dr. Alcott, you're absolutely right.

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« Reply #23547 on: May 06, 2012, 5:22:18 pm »

The last three cookies had to be made without chocolate chips.

Foul, I say. Far too exciting.

Exciting?  A lack of chocolate?  Sad, perhaps.
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Have you worked on that project today?


« Reply #23548 on: May 06, 2012, 5:25:54 pm »

I have never eaten 7 layer salad. I assume that lettuce is one of the layers.

Lettuce, chopped sweet onion, raw peas, shredded cheddar, chopped hard-boiled eggs, chopped cooked bacon, covered with a layer of Miracle Whip.  Refrigerate several hours or overnight; better the second or third day.  I could mention that I added an 8th layer of grated Parmesean, but that might well take us out of the realm of this thread.

I'll be there in an hour; don't start eating without me.
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« Reply #23549 on: May 06, 2012, 5:29:23 pm »

I have just installed a hook and eye latch on the bathroom door. I don't know whether the annoying cat behavior that prompted this is suitable to the thread or not.
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I mean, what's the point of killing a monster if you don't get to loot its corpse afterwards?
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