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fiona
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« Reply #75 on: January 27, 2012, 10:35:55 PM »

Beer is rather a peasant drink. I feel snooty, I feel snooty.

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« Reply #76 on: January 28, 2012, 12:45:55 AM »

Beer is rather a peasant drink. I feel snooty, I feel snooty.

The Fiona

Touché. You are a snob's snob, and -- yes -- an inspiration for us all. (Not that you would deign to admit it, of course, because you are above that, I would imagine.)
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« Reply #77 on: January 28, 2012, 01:12:58 AM »

Please define the following terms:

You
bunch
elitist
poop-heads

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« Reply #78 on: January 28, 2012, 03:51:18 AM »

Please define the following terms:

You
bunch
elitist
poop-heads


First of all, drag yourself out of the primordial sludge and write it poophead, without a hyphen.

Then we might deign to speak to you.

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« Reply #79 on: January 28, 2012, 04:29:53 AM »

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« Reply #80 on: January 28, 2012, 11:07:16 AM »

And by the way, it is poophead. No hyphen. Peasant. Go back to your hut.
The Fiona

Poophead, not Poop-head.  Right.  That allows me to pronounce it as 'poo-phead' which is better.  No, its worse.  Crap.   How will I ever get that out of my head?

You elitist poo-feeds let this pass for PAGES!!  I am SO disillusioned.
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« Reply #81 on: January 28, 2012, 03:07:13 PM »

And by the way, it is poophead. No hyphen. Peasant. Go back to your hut.
The Fiona

Poophead, not Poop-head.  Right.  That allows me to pronounce it as 'poo-phead' which is better.  No, its worse.  Crap.   How will I ever get that out of my head?

You elitist poo-feeds let this pass for PAGES!!  I am SO disillusioned.

We were looking at the big picture. You're a nitpicking poophead. Go back to your lint pile and filing your dental floss.

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« Reply #82 on: January 28, 2012, 05:35:07 PM »

And by the way, it is poophead. No hyphen. Peasant. Go back to your hut.
The Fiona

Poophead, not Poop-head.  Right.  That allows me to pronounce it as 'poo-phead' which is better.  No, its worse.  Crap.   How will I ever get that out of my head?

You elitist poo-feeds let this pass for PAGES!!  I am SO disillusioned.

We were looking at the big picture. You're a nitpicking poophead. Go back to your lint pile and filing your dental floss.

The Fiona

P. S. Be sure to file your dental floss alphabetically. We are watching.

The Fiona
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« Reply #83 on: January 29, 2012, 04:07:43 AM »

nope...me likely the hyphen

poop-head
poop-head
poop-head
poop-head

And btw...'deign' is more ancient than the sludge..at least old French ca.1300.  Puul-eeezze...the hyphen came hundreds of years later...at least 1600.  Beat that and I won't even resort to an artificially-condescending-snooty-etymologically-authoritarian-dismissive response.  We hyphenatorians are way too good for that...and quite tired of our oppression!

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« Reply #84 on: January 29, 2012, 08:42:20 AM »

Please define the following terms:

You
bunch
elitist
poop-heads

Oh, come on. You left out:

are
all
a
of

... without which even the most remedial level of postmodern analysis cannot be attempted.

I think it is clear that a poop-head is someone who has sh*t for brains, probably as a result of having his head up his ass.

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« Reply #85 on: January 29, 2012, 11:48:25 AM »

Wtih all due respect to the Right Reverend Fiona' poop(-)head, no matter how spelled, is not an aristocratic term, and the elite does not use it. Aristocrats either use much more elaborate circumlocutions, or call things by their common names, because circumlocutions are so bourgeois.
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« Reply #86 on: January 29, 2012, 12:03:02 PM »

Aristocrats either use much more elaborate circumlocutions, or call things by their common names, because circumlocutions are so bourgeois.

Aristocrats do nothing common. 

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« Reply #87 on: January 29, 2012, 07:08:37 PM »

We elitist poopheads use whatever words and punctuation we want to use. If you don't like it, off with your heads. This is not a f***ing democracy.

Damn varlets.

The Fiona, who spelled out the word that is asterisked. I am not shy.
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« Reply #88 on: January 29, 2012, 08:35:10 PM »

There's great insults on this thread, and I've been missing out.  Poo!

And: Llanfair is right. About everything.
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« Reply #89 on: January 30, 2012, 01:21:40 PM »

There's great insults on this thread, and I've been missing out.  Poo!

And: Llanfair is right. About everything.

I'm sure you put in the subject-verb agreement error in order to torment us elitist poopheads. I am moaning and wailing. I need succor.

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