...so last night I was out to dinner with a group of historians who were at my campus for a very small conference. One was from Wine Thief's department. "You work with Famous Wine Thief?" I said making conversation. She beamed a big smile. "Famous Wine Thief is my best friend" she proclaimed. I left it at that.
And that, my friend, is how you got to be the director of the STFU Center.