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Question: What is your opinion of pluots?
Mmmm...tasty! - 21 (25.9%)
They're OK, but I prefer their antecedents (apricots/plums). - 12 (14.8%)
They're nasty. - 2 (2.5%)
Is this poll really about the job search? - 6 (7.4%)
You frighten me. - 7 (8.6%)
What's a pluot? - 33 (40.7%)
Total Voters: 81

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yellowtractor
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« on: August 30, 2011, 10:16:47 PM »

OK, so as we approach midnight, at the start of another school year:  pluots.  What's the real deal?  I mean, I know what they are, but should I care?  How does the fact of pluots affect me, my life, my dreams?  Are they symbols, harbingers of a world to come?  Should we be frightened of them?

Do we, as a professoriat, have an opinion on pluots?  Post your thoughts on pluots here.
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i think is good for every one only the think is that we will always scares about that.
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« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2011, 10:18:16 PM »

Pluots are one of my mother's topics of conversation. Please do not be like my mother any more.
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« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2011, 10:19:48 PM »

Is a pluot a hybrid of plum and apricot? (That is what I am assuming). If they are not, what are they? Please explain.
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chaosbydesign
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« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2011, 10:20:31 PM »

I prefer apriums.
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Seriously, I tried to lick my own face.

Ah. Typical ivory tower pedanticalness.
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« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2011, 10:21:30 PM »

Is a pluot a hybrid of plum and apricot? (That is what I am assuming). If they are not, what are they? Please explain.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pluot

Ms. P., I hate to point this out, but your signature line quotes John Dewey:  that "fruitful object of knowledge."  Is this not a pluot?
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« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2011, 10:21:45 PM »

I have not tried them, mostly because I disapprove of their pronunciation.

Plum plus apricot should not be pronounced "ploo - ott."   Where does the "ploo" come from?  Nowhere respectable, I assure you.
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« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2011, 10:25:38 PM »

I prefer apriums.

I was kidding when I wrote this, but I just discovered that apriums do actually exist.. Who knew?
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« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2011, 10:26:37 PM »

There is, apparently, a pluot variety named the "Flavor Penguin" (see Wikipedia article).

They were weird and new in supermarkets around here just 3-4 years ago, and now there are whole bins of them.  Just like tilapia a decade or so ago.  The genetic engineering aspect weirds me out, although I suppose it's no stranger than other fruits of hybridization we consume every day....

I prefer apriums.

I was kidding when I wrote this, but I just discovered that apriums do actually exist.. Who knew?

And plumcots and nectaplums.  ...I'm not sure I'm buying any of this, though.  I mean, it's Wikipedia, after all.
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« Reply #8 on: August 30, 2011, 10:32:35 PM »

I like pluots and many of the other hybrids, but my market doesn't carry any of them. *pout*
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If a pouting pluot ploughman planted pluots in a plot, and the plot were ploughed on Pluto, would his pluot ploy play out?

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« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2011, 10:45:10 PM »

First time I have heard of such fruit. Never seen them in these parts. Are they a fruit only available in California or the West?
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« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2011, 10:46:35 PM »

I like pluots and many of the other hybrids, but my market doesn't carry any of them. *plout*

I fixed that for you.
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« Reply #11 on: August 30, 2011, 10:46:48 PM »

If a pouting pluot ploughman planted pluots in a plot, and the plot were ploughed on Pluto, would his pluot ploy play out?

I don't know whether conditions on Pluto are suitable for the growing of pluots. I suspect not.

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« Reply #12 on: August 30, 2011, 10:51:52 PM »

First time I have heard of such fruit. Never seen them in these parts. Are they a fruit only available in California or the West?

No, I'm in the Northeast/Mid-Atlantic/post-Irene metroglopolis.  Check your market, Helpful.  As I said, they were quite unusual here only a few seasons ago, and now we're awash in them.  Like Tribbles.

Vox, Pluto isn't a planet anymore, so I don't care.  Your Pluto/pluot ploy implodes.
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« Reply #13 on: August 30, 2011, 10:52:35 PM »

Nope, they don't exist here. What do they taste like?
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« Reply #14 on: August 30, 2011, 10:58:21 PM »

Vox, Pluto isn't a planet anymore, so I don't care.  Your Pluto/pluot ploy implodes.

Dude. Just because it isn't a "planet" anymore doesn't mean it ceased to exist. You could still plant pluots there.

Your planetary parochialism is perplexing.

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