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aandsdean
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« on: August 16, 2011, 09:16:16 PM »

This is just a test of a hypothesis propounded by Mouseman.
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bcohlan1
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« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2011, 09:19:57 PM »

Let me just crawl out of the woodwork for a moment to note that it's high time for us to prosecute the Illuminati and their alien overlords for the assassination of JFK and the faked moon landing.
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« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2011, 10:29:17 PM »

<placing flower pot on my balcony>
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larryc
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« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2011, 10:39:15 PM »

I never know what is going on.
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glowdart
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« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2011, 10:42:34 PM »

I never know what is going on.
Neither do I.

All the more reason to wear a tin-foil hat.
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mouseman
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« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2011, 10:43:00 PM »

Go ahead, Aandsdean, taunt me.  But when the black helicopters come for you, you'll only have yourself to blame.
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mystictechgal
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« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2011, 10:46:13 PM »

<placing flower pot on my balcony>

<steals flower pot, covers it with foil, and places it on my head>

Thanks, Geonerd! I feel better, now.
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chaosbydesign
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« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2011, 11:20:20 PM »

I think people are watching me through the walls.
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amlithist
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« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2011, 11:48:24 PM »

Well, I am shocked--SHOCKED, I say. 

Don't y'all know it's ALL the freemasons' doings?

Hmph.
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geonerd
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« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2011, 11:57:55 PM »

<placing flower pot on my balcony>

<steals flower pot, covers it with foil, and places it on my head>

Thanks, Geonerd! I feel better, now.

<Adding, "buy more flower pots" to my To Do list.>
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dolljepopp
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« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2011, 01:55:38 AM »

I never know what is going on.

I'm not saying I do or I don't, as -- hypothetically speaking, of course -- I would hate to have to kill anyone to ensure his or her silence.
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« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2011, 09:37:20 PM »

Don't y'all know it's ALL the freemasons' doings?

Nah, it's the Silence.  (I'm not fond of the 11th Doctor, but those were some creepy aliens.)
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« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2011, 07:21:12 PM »

I am trying to determine the conspiracy around these new bar codes that are showing up on things lately.  Have you seen them on products lately?  I was told that it had to do with internal processes to track distribution of commercial products.  However, they are showing up on college brochures now (not ours yet).  I find them very intriguing, almost beautiful from a design standpoint, so that makes me worry that they are having an undue influence on me.  You know, mind control and all that. 

What's with these things?

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« Reply #13 on: August 22, 2011, 07:25:09 PM »

Yes, "branding" is the iron cage made flesh.  It's all being directed by...
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« Reply #14 on: August 22, 2011, 07:57:36 PM »

I am trying to determine the conspiracy around these new bar codes that are showing up on things lately.  Have you seen them on products lately?  I was told that it had to do with internal processes to track distribution of commercial products.  However, they are showing up on college brochures now (not ours yet).  I find them very intriguing, almost beautiful from a design standpoint, so that makes me worry that they are having an undue influence on me.  You know, mind control and all that. 

What's with these things?

They exist to be scanned by your iPad or smart phone.  They are representative of an "app."

Resistance is futile.  You will be assimilated.
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