prof_smartypants
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« Reply #345 on: January 29, 2012, 08:24:33 PM » |
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We elitist poopheads use whatever words and punctuation we want to use. If you don't like it, off with your heads. This is not a f***ing democracy. |
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Welcome to college, motherf*cker.
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geonerd
Creator of the award for heroic avoidance of dangling prepositions AND a
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« Reply #346 on: January 29, 2012, 08:51:03 PM » |
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The elitist poop-head thread delivers another pearl of wisdom: I think it is clear that a poop-head is someone who has sh*t for brains, probably as a result of having his head up his ass.
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"Is this the water?"
"Yes."
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larryc
Hu hatin'
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Eschew the hu.
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« Reply #347 on: January 30, 2012, 06:21:53 PM » |
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"MOOOOOOM! She keeps farting on my LEGOS!" |
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geonerd
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« Reply #348 on: February 02, 2012, 09:48:05 PM » |
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Don't be a waffling twit.
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"Is this the water?"
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dr_know
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« Reply #349 on: February 08, 2012, 12:17:16 AM » |
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Listening to you talk makes me feel like someone is physically sucking knowledge out of my brain and incinerating it.
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Sending an army of orcs and nazgul your way RIGHT NOW. Don't take it personally.
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« Reply #350 on: February 10, 2012, 02:42:02 AM » |
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In the Ivory Tower, there can be only one Hall Monitor. And you seem to be it.
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Systeme_D is right. <rah rah RESEARCH!> |
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slinger
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« Reply #351 on: February 10, 2012, 10:24:40 AM » |
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You can also get extra boob horns
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Several threads on the fora could be solved by just Being A Damn Grownup.
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plasmodesmata
2012 goal: join the clubhouse
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« Reply #352 on: February 10, 2012, 04:48:06 PM » |
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Collaborator: "How is the weather there?"
ST: <incredulous> "Shout-ey, with a chance of cursing! What the f*ck did you want to talk about?"
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voxprincipalis
Foxaliciously Cinnamon-Scented (and Most Poetic)
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« Reply #353 on: February 13, 2012, 10:26:42 PM » |
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Since this is ending up as kind of the "Good One-Liners" (or, OK, "good two-liners," whatever) thread: In an ideal world, we're given flowers. In reality, we're given roach farms.
Worse, our roaches have to be cute enough for senior faculty to want to pet them and give them treats.
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If you need me, I'll be hiding under a rock until mid-August. Try not to need me, unless you come bearing Chinese food.
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geonerd
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« Reply #354 on: February 16, 2012, 09:39:44 PM » |
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This isn't pervy rocket-science.
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"Is this the water?"
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voxprincipalis
Foxaliciously Cinnamon-Scented (and Most Poetic)
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« Reply #355 on: February 17, 2012, 01:30:38 PM » |
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As they say, there are none so blonde as those who will not see.
(I should note that alto_stratus was responding to the use of the word "blonde" as a substitution for "blind" by another poster, so don't blame alto_stratus.) VP |
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If you need me, I'll be hiding under a rock until mid-August. Try not to need me, unless you come bearing Chinese food.
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alto_stratus
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« Reply #356 on: February 17, 2012, 01:38:04 PM » |
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Yes, I think it loses something without the rib-tickling inspiration of the "blonde leading the blonde."
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larryc
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« Reply #357 on: February 17, 2012, 01:43:07 PM » |
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Since this is ending up as kind of the "Good One-Liners" (or, OK, "good two-liners," whatever) thread I think it is more the "Purposely Taken Out of Context Thread." And I am good with that. |
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dr_alcott
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« Reply #358 on: February 20, 2012, 09:22:38 PM » |
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Courtesy of Palla's student: i am giving up recreational drugs during the semester so it wont happen again.
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I am an insanely elegant, super classy poor white, for the record.
I love everyone here!
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geonerd
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« Reply #359 on: February 20, 2012, 09:32:49 PM » |
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"Is this the water?"
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