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rosyjilson
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« on: January 19, 2011, 06:44:51 AM »

Hi,

Can anyone provide some natural remedies for treating hemorrhoids. I have been sufferring from piles since last 3 years.. Consulted lots of doctor but all in vain. Would be delighted if there would be an answer to my problem.

Rosy
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« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2011, 11:33:16 AM »

Hi,

Can anyone provide some natural remedies for treating hemorrhoids. I have been sufferring from piles since last 3 years.. Consulted lots of doctor but all in vain. Would be delighted if there would be an answer to my problem.

Rosy

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« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2011, 12:55:52 PM »

expensive beer and cheerios might buy you some time.
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« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2011, 03:28:24 PM »

Is "jilson" some kind of new slang word?  (I imagine the rosiness is from the swelling and irritation.) 
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« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2011, 04:01:38 PM »

Is "jilson" some kind of new slang word?  (I imagine the rosiness is from the swelling and irritation.) 

I'm curious, but too afraid to Google this.  Eeewww.
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« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2011, 04:29:39 PM »

Is "jilson" some kind of new slang word?  (I imagine the rosiness is from the swelling and irritation.) 

I'm curious, but too afraid to Google this.  Eeewww.

Nah - there's this:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiybMpvyAjQ

Maybe listening to it helps hemorrhoids.
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« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2011, 09:38:27 AM »

Hi Rosy,

try this site [SNIP]

Some interesting articles for you.

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« Reply #7 on: January 27, 2011, 09:46:59 AM »

That is too funny. aandsdean, you have phrased it right! Plop would be the sound the other half of the spam would make.

and really, hemmorroids on this board? why would they think it would be a place to cout traffic?
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« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2011, 02:11:16 PM »

That is too funny. aandsdean, you have phrased it right! Plop would be the sound the other half of the spam would make.

and really, hemmorroids on this board? why would they think it would be a place to cout traffic?

Well, there are forumites who sound as though they were sitting on something painful.


Or at least as though they were constipated.
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« Reply #9 on: January 27, 2011, 02:46:17 PM »

mouseman, that is the understatement of the month with all the stuff going on around here lately!
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« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2011, 03:20:14 PM »

That is too funny. aandsdean, you have phrased it right! Plop would be the sound the other half of the spam would make.

and really, hemmorroids on this board? why would they think it would be a place to cout traffic?

Well, there are forumites who sound as though they were sitting on something painful.


Or at least as though they were constipated.

Nice! 

I was actually hoping for a healthy roid chat.  I don't have 'em so I could indulge in the gross-out details without feeling pained myself....Maybe I should just get cable for my entertainment needs....
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« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2011, 05:13:40 PM »

nah. This is soooo much better!
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« Reply #12 on: February 03, 2011, 04:58:40 AM »

Rosy,

       Hi. You've asked about the natural remedies for treating hemorrhoids! I am not a doctor yet I am a student nurse who have already tackled the topic in school and has also been experiencing hemorrhoids for it runs in our family already. To tell you our story, my father had hemorrhoids due to constant physical activity like maintaining the <a href="http ://www.spam">Invisible Fence</a> of our dogs and sometimes do some checking in the <a href="http :/spam">Battery Isolator</a> of our car and even by just running to and from any shops of <a href="http ://www.spam/">Land Rover Accessories</a> can make his hemorrhoids protrude.  Father had his hemorrhoids done through a surgical intervention and that is through "stapling" - a minor surgery.

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Wow, I didn't know that invisible fences can cause hemorrhoids and that Land Rover accessories can make them protrude.  Isn't spam supposed to make you want to buy the products advertised?  You've just given me compelling reasons to avoid these products, dude.
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« Reply #13 on: February 03, 2011, 05:44:33 AM »

Please dont post spams..... I hope the moderator is watching....
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« Reply #14 on: February 03, 2011, 12:37:53 PM »

Don't worry, juliamarson, the moderators are very attentive--and they'll delete any other spamlinks you post.
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