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chickpea
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« Reply #1500 on: February 15, 2012, 02:54:43 PM »

Dear colleague/friend,

Your husband sounds appalling.  I doubt it's that he's "under lots of stress right now."  I think he's just a total jerk.  While I've never met the man, over the four years we've worked together and your two pregnancies, I've never heard you say one thing about him that makes me doubt this.   

Or maybe he's a saint and you just like to complain.  Who knows?  All I know is, everything you say makes him sound appalling, and I quite frankly am shocked you put up with what you say you put up with.

Love,

Chickpea

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chaosbydesign
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« Reply #1501 on: February 15, 2012, 03:10:52 PM »

Yes, I could do that. Alternatively, you could just go away. That would work out best for one of both of us...
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Seriously, I tried to lick my own face.

Ah. Typical ivory tower pedanticalness.
nightadjunct
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« Reply #1502 on: February 15, 2012, 04:31:05 PM »

For heaven's sake, hush up about your ex!  I'm sure your constant name-calling and belittling and complaining won't affect your children's perspective of their other parent at all.
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zharkov
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« Reply #1503 on: February 15, 2012, 04:58:19 PM »


Encouraging your adult grad students to call your Dr. Jennifer is just weird.  Jennifer is certainly fine, or even Dr. Johnson if you are hung up about such stuff.
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Zharkov's Razor:
Adapting Zharkov a bit to this situation, ignorance and confusion can explain a lot.
llanfair
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Whither Canada?


« Reply #1504 on: February 15, 2012, 08:53:01 PM »

Ohhhhh, Student, you really don't want me to tell you to your face what's wrong with that paper.  Go home, read the comments, and swallow your grievance for a day or so before we talk.
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This place stinks like a pair of armoured trousers after the Hundred Years' War.
mystictechgal
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One step at a time


« Reply #1505 on: February 16, 2012, 12:59:32 PM »

Look, ladies, you're older than I am. You should know better. This is a coffee shop/restaurant. It is lunchtime. The place is packed with people trying to eat. Sitting and playing bridge is fine. Taking your shoes off and using the chairs at the neighboring table as footstools is not.

Did I remember to say that it is lunchtime and people are trying to eat?!? Put your shoes back on and sit the eff up like big girls!
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If a pouting pluot ploughman planted pluots in a plot, and the plot were ploughed on Pluto, would his pluot ploy play out?

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theritas
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« Reply #1506 on: February 16, 2012, 02:28:24 PM »

We've reached the point of the year where things have gotten out of hand (again.)  Now you wish for us to step up our efforts.  The problem (which you could have prevented) and the solution (which won't work without your involvement) are both total drains to morale.
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palla
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« Reply #1507 on: February 16, 2012, 03:50:00 PM »

You need to stop.  Don't suggest another departmental changes your first semester.  At this rate, you won't have a second semester at this school.
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chaosbydesign
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« Reply #1508 on: February 16, 2012, 04:20:19 PM »

You should buy a dictionary. Then you might not make mistakes like thinking that the word 'alleviate' is a synonym for the word 'truck'.*

*Different words from the ones the person actually used, but you get the idea.
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Seriously, I tried to lick my own face.

Ah. Typical ivory tower pedanticalness.
tinyzombie
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elevate from this point on - chuck d


« Reply #1509 on: February 16, 2012, 04:22:27 PM »

You sure have some stupid (other) friends. That's the last time I contribute to a discussion on your wall.
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Quote from: _god_
Correct, as usual, TZ.
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That's because you are not Dude. TZ, however, is Dude.
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TZ is my favorite.
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kohelet
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« Reply #1510 on: February 16, 2012, 05:19:08 PM »

You are the example everyone else on campus uses when the topic "deadwood" comes up.
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chaosbydesign
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« Reply #1511 on: February 17, 2012, 01:57:56 PM »

Email me now! Now now now now now.

(Unless you're not going to tell me what I want to hear. In which case, email me never.)
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Seriously, I tried to lick my own face.

Ah. Typical ivory tower pedanticalness.
tinyzombie
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elevate from this point on - chuck d


« Reply #1512 on: February 17, 2012, 02:01:58 PM »

Email me now! Now now now now now.

(Unless you're not going to tell me what I want to hear. In which case, email me never.)

I can email you a kitty picture if you like.

(I hope you hear what you want to hear!)
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Quote from: _god_
Correct, as usual, TZ.
Quote from: cc_alan
That's because you are not Dude. TZ, however, is Dude.
Quote from: hipgeek
TZ is my favorite.
Quote from: anthroid
I wish YOU began with A.
krisanthe
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« Reply #1513 on: February 17, 2012, 02:19:27 PM »

Never start a business email with "Hey".  You are contacting me to offer your services.  That does not mean we are friends.
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kohelet
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« Reply #1514 on: February 17, 2012, 03:17:43 PM »

Applied "research" center:  Everything you publish is totally embarrassing.  I so wish you would disappear and never publish anything with this university's name on it again.  That report you just issued?  My undergraduate research methods students could do better work.  And office for institutional research:  STOP farming out work to these people.  That's just doubly embarrassing.  They're doing YOUR work and you're publicly paying for crap.
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