mouseman
Oh dear, how did I become a
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« Reply #15 on: August 19, 2010, 06:54:28 PM » |
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"This is your first C? Well, they always say that the first one is special."
"Oh, you got A's for all the rest of your courses? Let me guess, you got a C, a D, and a couple of F's"
In response to the complaint "but if I get a C, I won't get into Medical School!": "than humanity owes me a debt of gratitude".
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In the midst of the word he was trying to say,
In the midst of his laughter and glee,
He had softly and suddenly vanished away -- -
For the Snark was a Boojum, you see.
Lewis Carroll
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lotsoquestions
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« Reply #16 on: August 19, 2010, 07:05:22 PM » |
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Congratulations on your appointment as Vice President of Whatever.
Do you realize how many professors we didn't replace this year so you could have your swanky new title and salary?
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frogfactory
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« Reply #17 on: August 19, 2010, 07:16:35 PM » |
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No, for the last time, this track is not from a movie soundtrack. You realise you've asked me that about every single piece I've played on the stereo that was written before 1850?
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At the end of the day, sometimes you just have to masturbate in the bathroom.
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« Reply #18 on: August 19, 2010, 07:23:26 PM » |
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Get the hell out of my office. Now!
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"If you want to make enemies, try to change something." -- Woodrow Wilson
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der_gadfly
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oy vey
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« Reply #19 on: August 19, 2010, 08:34:44 PM » |
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"I quite pity you, Mr. SSOB-man, You see, ignorance can be mitigated with education, but stupidity is a terminal disease."
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(and I bow before der_gadfly) Don't forget, that cat hair can come in handy as a good luck charm! |
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london1
Singin' Songs of the 70s in my Car, I'm Still a
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There was voodoo in the vibes.
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« Reply #20 on: August 19, 2010, 08:37:43 PM » |
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Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
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"Years ago my mother used to say...in this world, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant. Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant...."
- Elwood P. Dowd
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mdwlark
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« Reply #21 on: August 19, 2010, 08:51:55 PM » |
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You mean well, but you are the second worst administrator I have seen in my life.
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« Reply #22 on: August 19, 2010, 08:53:57 PM » |
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You are full of sh!t and smell bad too.
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notaprof
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This space for rent
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« Reply #23 on: August 19, 2010, 08:58:19 PM » |
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You mean well, but you are the second worst administrator I have seen in my life.
What would you say to the one who got first place? |
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"That's a great deal to make one word mean," Alice said in a thoughtful tone.
"When I make a word do a lot of work like that," said Humpty Dumpty, "I always pay it extra."
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always_seeking
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« Reply #24 on: August 19, 2010, 09:15:22 PM » |
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"No, I don't want to have the meeting at your house. I always leave full of cat hair."
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der_gadfly
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oy vey
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« Reply #25 on: August 20, 2010, 02:59:03 PM » |
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but cat hair IS the new 'pink'.
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(and I bow before der_gadfly) Don't forget, that cat hair can come in handy as a good luck charm! |
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tenured_feminist
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« Reply #26 on: August 20, 2010, 03:15:10 PM » |
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I'm really sorry that I reinforced your anger when I should have been thinking of ways to defuse it.
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You people are not fooling me. I know exactly what occurred in that thread, and I know exactly what you all are doing. |
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« Reply #27 on: August 20, 2010, 03:20:38 PM » |
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I'm really sorry that I reinforced your anger when I should have been thinking of ways to defuse it.
Can I rephrase slightly in the context of a particularly difficult colleague? I'm really sorry that I reinforced your anger when you expected me to defuse it by apologizing unreservedly for a matter not of my making. |
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It's not procrastination. It's "just in time" delivery.
Nutso is the new normal.
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chaosbydesign
"I like to lyse bacteria. Did you know I'm utterly insane?"
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I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
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« Reply #28 on: August 20, 2010, 04:17:40 PM » |
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Attempting to turn your vicious comments into a 'joke' does not make your behaviour any less objectionable.
Bite me, you asinine amoeba.
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Seriously, I tried to lick my own face. Ah. Typical ivory tower pedanticalness.
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etoiledemer
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« Reply #29 on: August 20, 2010, 04:50:20 PM » |
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Do you actually think I find it cool when you say things like "You know I don't read"? Do you remember what it is that I do?
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