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malcha
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« Reply #15 on: March 17, 2010, 07:12:59 PM »

You think I can be mollified with donuts?  I will eat your donuts, even the special one you were saving for after dinner.  Then I will crush you like a bug.  Then I will recount anecdotes about Malchakitty until you weep with boredom.
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« Reply #16 on: March 17, 2010, 07:14:33 PM »

You think I can be mollified with donuts?  I will eat your donuts, even the special one you were saving for after dinner.  Then I will crush you like a bug.  Then I will recount anecdotes about Malchakitty until you weep with boredom.

Not possible.  You'll have to do better/worse than that.

And all of you health-care-hating bigots can bite me.
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malcha
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« Reply #17 on: March 17, 2010, 07:20:26 PM »

You think I can be mollified with donuts?  I will eat your donuts, even the special one you were saving for after dinner.  Then I will crush you like a bug.  Then I will recount anecdotes about Malchakitty until you weep with boredom.

Not possible.  You'll have to do better/worse than that.


Llanfair is being mean to me.  She's trying to make me feel like I'm not mean enough for this thread.  Am so.  You are all just so elitist and exclusive in your meanness.  How can one be mean beyond the mean, though? 
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llanfair
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« Reply #18 on: March 17, 2010, 07:21:56 PM »

You think I can be mollified with donuts?  I will eat your donuts, even the special one you were saving for after dinner.  Then I will crush you like a bug.  Then I will recount anecdotes about Malchakitty until you weep with boredom.

Not possible.  You'll have to do better/worse than that.


Llanfair is being mean to me.  She's trying to make me feel like I'm not mean enough for this thread.  Am so.  You are all just so elitist and exclusive in your meanness.  How can one be mean beyond the mean, though?  

I can be just as elitist as the next person.  I just can't ... I can't ... I can't do mean, all right?

Now f*** off, everyone who is mean.  Everyone.  That means you, Stephen Harper and Sarah Palin.

And Malcha, you're nowhere near mean enough for this thread.  <blows raspberry>
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« Reply #19 on: March 17, 2010, 07:22:15 PM »

You think I can be mollified with donuts?  I will eat your donuts, even the special one you were saving for after dinner.  Then I will crush you like a bug.  Then I will recount anecdotes about Malchakitty until you weep with boredom.

Not possible.  You'll have to do better/worse than that.

And all of you health-care-hating bigots can bite me.

You are no longer apologizing for being surly.  You are losing your Canadianism! 
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llanfair
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« Reply #20 on: March 17, 2010, 07:23:01 PM »

You think I can be mollified with donuts?  I will eat your donuts, even the special one you were saving for after dinner.  Then I will crush you like a bug.  Then I will recount anecdotes about Malchakitty until you weep with boredom.

Not possible.  You'll have to do better/worse than that.

And all of you health-care-hating bigots can bite me.

You are no longer apologizing for being surly.  You are losing your Canadianism!  

Am not.  (See previous post.)

I am taking my PMS-riddled very mean self to bed.  You guys will just have to do it for me.
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« Reply #21 on: March 17, 2010, 07:23:39 PM »

I am posting here to Hate, Hate, Hate on Everyone and Everything.

I'm a hater.  A mean hater.

I hate haters. I'm judging you for being a hater. A mean, hating hater.

Also, anyone who has fewer posts than me can bite me. You are all stupid.

VP
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« Reply #22 on: March 17, 2010, 07:26:31 PM »

I am posting here to Hate, Hate, Hate on Everyone and Everything.

I'm a hater.  A mean hater.

I hate haters. I'm judging you for being a hater. A mean, hating hater.

Also, anyone who has fewer posts than me can bite me. You are all stupid.

VP

Slow does not equal stupid.  Only a dumb*ss would make that comparison.  Besides, Canadians, don't even get me started with their whiny crap about not being a northern suburb of the United States.
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« Reply #23 on: March 17, 2010, 07:26:31 PM »

I am posting here to Hate, Hate, Hate on Everyone and Everything.

I'm a hater.  A mean hater.

I hate haters. I'm judging you for being a hater. A mean, hating hater.

Also, anyone who has fewer posts than me can bite me. You are all stupid.

VP

You are sooooo hateful.
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llanfair
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« Reply #24 on: March 17, 2010, 07:29:39 PM »

I am posting here to Hate, Hate, Hate on Everyone and Everything.

I'm a hater.  A mean hater.

I hate haters. I'm judging you for being a hater. A mean, hating hater.

Also, anyone who has fewer posts than me can bite me. You are all stupid.

VP

Slow does not equal stupid.  Only a dumb*ss would make that comparison.  Besides, Canadians, don't even get me started with their whiny crap about not being a northern suburb of the United States.

Oh yeah? Well, Americans ...

Sh*t.  I just can't do this.
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« Reply #25 on: March 17, 2010, 07:30:07 PM »

I am posting here to Hate, Hate, Hate on Everyone and Everything.

I'm a hater.  A mean hater.

I hate haters. I'm judging you for being a hater. A mean, hating hater.

Also, anyone who has fewer posts than me can bite me. You are all stupid.

VP

You are sooooo hateful.

Pfft.

VP is a judgy-judger.



On preview:

wimp.

You don't know what surly is.
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voxprincipalis
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« Reply #26 on: March 17, 2010, 07:39:03 PM »

I am posting here to Hate, Hate, Hate on Everyone and Everything.

I'm a hater.  A mean hater.

I hate haters. I'm judging you for being a hater. A mean, hating hater.

Also, anyone who has fewer posts than me can bite me. You are all stupid.

VP

Slow does not equal stupid.

Shows how much you know, Stupid McStupidpants.

I am posting here to Hate, Hate, Hate on Everyone and Everything.

I'm a hater.  A mean hater.

I hate haters. I'm judging you for being a hater. A mean, hating hater.

Also, anyone who has fewer posts than me can bite me. You are all stupid.

VP

You are sooooo hateful.

Pfft.

VP is a judgy-judger.

I know you are, but what am I?

VP
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systeme_d_
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« Reply #27 on: March 17, 2010, 07:40:35 PM »

I am posting here to Hate, Hate, Hate on Everyone and Everything.

I'm a hater.  A mean hater.

I hate haters. I'm judging you for being a hater. A mean, hating hater.

Also, anyone who has fewer posts than me can bite me. You are all stupid.

VP

Slow does not equal stupid.

Shows how much you know, Stupid McStupidpants.

I am posting here to Hate, Hate, Hate on Everyone and Everything.

I'm a hater.  A mean hater.

I hate haters. I'm judging you for being a hater. A mean, hating hater.

Also, anyone who has fewer posts than me can bite me. You are all stupid.

VP

You are sooooo hateful.

Pfft.

VP is a judgy-judger.

I know you are, but what am I?

VP

VP doesn't even know what she is.  Stupid not-knower.
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« Reply #28 on: March 17, 2010, 07:43:02 PM »

VP doesn't even know what she is.  Stupid not-knower.

Get off my lawn.

VP
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« Reply #29 on: March 17, 2010, 07:44:18 PM »

VP doesn't even know what she is.  Stupid not-knower.

Get off my lawn.

VP

I always thought that should be sung by the Rolling Stones, as in "Hey, hey, you, you, get off of my lawn!"

Stupid Stones.
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