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biomancer
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« Reply #75 on: January 30, 2010, 7:25:33 pm »

Congrats, Anakin!

<place gets quiet... everyone stares...>

What? Polly told me everyone was showing up in their favorite Star Wars costume. My favorite is Leia's bikini.

Granted, it does <ow> pinch <ow> in a few <ow> places.

Alan

It's not the costume per se, Alan, it's just that the bikini is a bit skimpy, and... errrr... well... your... ummm... shall we say... "clue bat"... is showing...

I need another drink - the one I was working on is now all over my screen.

Oh, and I made some stuffed grape leaves (vegetarian, of course).  Enjoy!

When we've all had enough activity for the day, we can curl up for the night in these.
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« Reply #76 on: January 30, 2010, 8:34:48 pm »

Congrats, Anakin!

<place gets quiet... everyone stares...>

What? Polly told me everyone was showing up in their favorite Star Wars costume. My favorite is Leia's bikini.

Granted, it does <ow> pinch <ow> in a few <ow> places.

Alan

It's not the costume per se, Alan, it's just that the bikini is a bit skimpy, and... errrr... well... your... ummm... shall we say... "clue bat"... is showing...

I need another drink - the one I was working on is now all over my screen.

Oh, and I made some stuffed grape leaves (vegetarian, of course).  Enjoy!

When we've all had enough activity for the day, we can curl up for the night in these.

Oh I TOTALLY want one of those. I am getting one. I have OPKs who sleep over. I have an excuse!

Mmmmm....dolll...maah...

Also, just so we're all clear...I'm vegetarian but I have NO problem if the rest of you want to have some lamb kebabs or minced pork dumplings (except mousie) or stuff like that.

I'm going to have nightmares about Alan's cluebat tonight. Eesh.
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« Reply #77 on: January 30, 2010, 9:20:24 pm »

Congrats, Anakin!

<place gets quiet... everyone stares...>

What? Polly told me everyone was showing up in their favorite Star Wars costume. My favorite is Leia's bikini.

Granted, it does <ow> pinch <ow> in a few <ow> places.

Alan

It's not the costume per se, Alan, it's just that the bikini is a bit skimpy, and... errrr... well... your... ummm... shall we say... "clue bat"... is showing...

I need another drink - the one I was working on is now all over my screen.

Oh, and I made some stuffed grape leaves (vegetarian, of course).  Enjoy!

When we've all had enough activity for the day, we can curl up for the night in these.

Oh I TOTALLY want one of those. I am getting one. I have OPKs who sleep over. I have an excuse!

Mmmmm....dolll...maah...

Also, just so we're all clear...I'm vegetarian but I have NO problem if the rest of you want to have some lamb kebabs or minced pork dumplings (except mousie) or stuff like that.

I'm going to have nightmares about Alan's cluebat tonight. Eesh.

The sleeping bag is cool! I remember when they first posted it as a prank. They received such a ginormous positive response that they went and licensed it from Lucas and turned it into a real product.

As for the rest... one little minor wardrobe malfunction.

"Excuse me. Is that your lightsaber or are you simply happy to see me?"

Alan
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