anthroid
Annoying bad luck snails
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No happy socks because nobody gets Manitoba.
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« Reply #30 on: January 12, 2010, 07:29:28 PM » |
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So just where is Monkeydoc? We are precisely 2 posts away from the 1K!
Abashed confession: I am going to love anyone called Monkeydoc. I just adore the name. It is important that Monkeydoc's posts totally rock, objectively speaking. But I would love Monkeydoc regardless.
Sincerely,
Anthroid the Anthropologist.
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Do you hail from Planet Hello Kitty? It's like an action movie, but boring.
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biomancer
trying to be the person my dog thinks I am
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CHE Fora Hazmat Team
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« Reply #31 on: January 12, 2010, 07:35:24 PM » |
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Monkeydoc is closing in...
...so:
bananas, check
homemade vanilla ice cream, check
dark rum, check
banana liquer, check
raw sugar, check
ground cinnamon and cloves, check
everything but the ice cream goes into the pan, boil, dissolve the sugar, add extra cup of rum
<dims lights>
<wields long match>
WHUUUMMP!
Bananas foster, served over ice cream! Enjoy, everyone!
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Clueless people can be dangerous. The acidic environment they can spread often needs to be neutralized, and humor is basic. - Dellaroux
Viruses invented people so that people would invent airplanes so viruses could get around better. - R. Duda
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anthroid
Annoying bad luck snails
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No happy socks because nobody gets Manitoba.
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« Reply #32 on: January 12, 2010, 07:40:47 PM » |
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Reminder to all posters for Monkeydoc:
Ape references are inappropriate. Apes are NOT monkeys. Marmoset=good. Chimp=bad.
Rum, bananas, ice cream, opposable thumbs, tails, trees, Old and New World, various spices, matches, whummpinggg...=very good.
Gorillas=bad.
Go Monkeydoc!
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Do you hail from Planet Hello Kitty? It's like an action movie, but boring.
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mouseman
Oh dear, how did I become a
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The Validater/Validator-in-Chief
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« Reply #33 on: January 12, 2010, 09:40:47 PM » |
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In the midst of the word he was trying to say,
In the midst of his laughter and glee,
He had softly and suddenly vanished away -- -
For the Snark was a Boojum, you see.
Lewis Carroll
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tinyzombie
She of the Ass-Kicking Socks, and a
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elevate from this point on - chuck d
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« Reply #34 on: January 12, 2010, 09:46:25 PM » |
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I assume someone will play Monkey in the Middle at some point?
I'm short. I always lose.
I will stay in the Infinity Pool.
Monkeydoc! Mooooonkeydooooooc!
(No, I'm not PWP, funnily enough.)
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Correct, as usual, TZ. That's because you are not Dude. TZ, however, is Dude. TZ is my favorite. I wish YOU began with A. |
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monkeydoc
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« Reply #35 on: January 13, 2010, 12:57:26 AM » |
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hellooooo? Internet went down at the office (forcing me to work, god), and then I went out for tapas (a favorite with monkeys worldwide), so I had to postpone my grand entrance. Still one more to go.... Abashed confession: I am going to love anyone called Monkeydoc. I just adore the name. It is important that Monkeydoc's posts totally rock, objectively speaking. But I would love Monkeydoc regardless.
Sincerely,
Anthroid the Anthropologist.
Oh, you. p.s. Y'all? I don't know how to tell you this but not all monkeys eat bananas. I mean, *I* like them but of course I'm not really a monkey. <goes to bed with visions of bananas Foster and banana bread and banana muffins and hopes that SOMEBODY will remember to bring the frozen chocolate-dipped peanut-covered bananas.> |
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"The Darwinian hypothesis...is clamorously rejected by the conservative minds, because it is thought to be revolutionary, and not less eagerly accepted by insurgent minds, because it is thought destructive of old doctrines."
George Henry Lewes, 1861
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« Reply #36 on: January 13, 2010, 01:47:32 AM » |
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Go, monkeydoc! The infinity pool is definitely worth it.
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galactic_hedgehog
Procrastinating, Python-quoting, Blue Blazer-drinking, chocolate-chip cookie-eating, Pastafarian, Not So
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Mind Ninja
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« Reply #37 on: January 13, 2010, 07:46:11 AM » |
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p.s. Y'all? I don't know how to tell you this but ... I'm not really a monkey.
What?! |
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Your professors were probably afraid of your galactic genius and did everything they could (behind the scenes) to thwart your hedginess. Hedgie loves to read. |
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anthroid
Annoying bad luck snails
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No happy socks because nobody gets Manitoba.
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« Reply #38 on: January 13, 2010, 09:53:27 AM » |
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p.s. Y'all? I don't know how to tell you this but ... I'm not really a monkey.
What?!I'm shocked, I tell you. Shocked. And oddly disappointed.... |
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Do you hail from Planet Hello Kitty? It's like an action movie, but boring.
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gennimom
Somewhat Southern (Have I really posted that much?)
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Let's get summer over with! Me want snow!
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« Reply #39 on: January 13, 2010, 10:31:38 AM » |
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<chases donkey out of infinity pool and away from her Kahlau and Diet Coke>
Hi again Gennimom! I got to the Clubhouse on New Year's Eve with Alleyfreeoxen. We postyed, postyed all night long the night before so we could make it in time for the party. I have been enjoying being here. Alley was around here some place a little while ago......
<looks around for Alley>
Lizzy and New_business_ prof also got to the Clubhouse around the same time as us.
Okay, what? Wait a minute. Oh shoot. I know better to post when tired. This is the kind of thing that happens. Oh, and the fact that I have Mom's problem: Calling everybody by everybody else's name. I'll just go to the hiding thread for a while now. Sheesh. Sorry about that, Bud and Monkeydoc. *crawls off looking for puppies and kitties and warm blankets to hide under* |
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...only after reading gm's post, my new mantra is "always listen to gennimom".
Monday reeks! - Garfield The outside of a horse is good for the inside of a person (or something like that). |
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biomancer
trying to be the person my dog thinks I am
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« Reply #40 on: January 13, 2010, 10:57:56 AM » |
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<goes to bed with visions of bananas Foster and banana bread and banana muffins and hopes that SOMEBODY will remember to bring the frozen chocolate-dipped peanut-covered bananas.>
Of course! Hand-dipped in front of you and flash-frozen in my Dewar flask of liquid nitrogen, with your choice of milk, semisweet, or very dark chocolate, and your choice of nuts (or none at all, for those who are allergic to or not fond of nuts). My choice is very dark with pecans. Oh, be careful to let it warm up for a minute or so or your tongue might stick to it 8^P |
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Clueless people can be dangerous. The acidic environment they can spread often needs to be neutralized, and humor is basic. - Dellaroux
Viruses invented people so that people would invent airplanes so viruses could get around better. - R. Duda
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wild_rose
Uncharacteristically optimistic
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The thrill of modern postism!
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« Reply #41 on: January 13, 2010, 12:05:51 PM » |
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Oooh ooooh oooh! Monkeydoc is one post away!(OK, so the lead singer is not, in fact, a monkey, but his backup singers are.)
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"[M]y toast just landed jelly side up so I think that bodes well for averting world-ending disasters. I have faith in bread although the toasted aspect may mean you're going to have withstand some heat for a brief time and some aloe jelly will come in handy." --Notaprof, the Great Seer
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« Reply #42 on: January 13, 2010, 03:20:51 PM » |
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Yay! Monkeydoc just hit 1000!!!!!!
Lets continue partying party!
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While "against stupidity, even the gods themselves contend in vain" may be true,
it is not reason for us to just give up and let the stupid run this world.
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gennimom
Somewhat Southern (Have I really posted that much?)
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Let's get summer over with! Me want snow!
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« Reply #43 on: January 13, 2010, 03:33:19 PM » |
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What? Where?
Well, durn it!
Welcome anyway!
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...only after reading gm's post, my new mantra is "always listen to gennimom".
Monday reeks! - Garfield The outside of a horse is good for the inside of a person (or something like that). |
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« Reply #44 on: January 13, 2010, 03:33:29 PM » |
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<picks up a glass of Tanqueray on the rocks from the barkeep>
Congratulations, Monkeydoc! Good to see ya!
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Fortune favors the bold. Excellent analysis by Normative. All hail Normie! Normative, that was superb. |
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