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At the end of the day, sometimes you just have to masturbate in the bathroom.
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amlithist
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« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2009, 06:25:51 PM » |
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Is Andy Schlafly Phylllis Schlafly's son?
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Hell is other people at breakfast.
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sad_goat
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« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2009, 06:26:39 PM » |
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As someone who is moderately conservative, and Christian, let me be the first to cast a hairy eyeball at this effort.
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In other words, it is a moral and philosophical question, not a question of details.
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mystictechgal
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« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2009, 06:27:15 PM » |
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A familiar refrain: It's the fault of the professors.
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anthroid
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« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2009, 06:32:22 PM » |
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And yet Kathleen Parker discussed the " purity test" in her column on Tuesday. Apparently the Republicans are in as much disarray as the Democrats. |
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Do you hail from Planet Hello Kitty? It's like an action movie, but boring.
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« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2009, 06:37:39 PM » |
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Is Andy Schlafly Phylllis Schlafly's son?
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sad_goat
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« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2009, 06:38:25 PM » |
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And yet Kathleen Parker discussed the " purity test" in her column on Tuesday. Apparently the Republicans are in as much disarray as the Democrats. ???? |
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In other words, it is a moral and philosophical question, not a question of details.
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anthroid
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« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2009, 06:41:41 PM » |
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And yet Kathleen Parker discussed the " purity test" in her column on Tuesday. Apparently the Republicans are in as much disarray as the Democrats. ???? Yes, I didn't complete the thought. Sorry. It's just that self-identified conservatives are really going nutso, biblically and politically. |
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Do you hail from Planet Hello Kitty? It's like an action movie, but boring.
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galactic_hedgehog
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« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2009, 06:50:23 PM » |
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And yet Kathleen Parker discussed the " purity test" in her column on Tuesday. Apparently the Republicans are in as much disarray as the Democrats. ???? Yes, I didn't complete the thought. Sorry. It's just that self-identified conservatives are really going nutso, biblically and politically. Conservatives are going nutso in the biblical sense? That explains David Vitter, et al. |
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Your professors were probably afraid of your galactic genius and did everything they could (behind the scenes) to thwart your hedginess. Hedgie loves to read. |
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sikora
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« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2009, 07:55:15 PM » |
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Supply side Jesus, that's what they are talking about. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Supply-side_Jesushttp://www.buzzflash.com/contributors/03/09/17_franken.htmlSell everything you have and follow me, and render unto Caesar what is Caesar's - NOT! Oh, and Jesus' did not have women in his inner circle. Martha was right when she complained about Mary sitting at Jesus' feet while she, Martha, prepared the banquet. Liberals put in the line, "Mary has chosen the better part." Get to work, Mary! |
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Stop plate tectonics!
and while we're at it ...
Free kittens!
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Free the bound morpheme!
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biomancer
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« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2009, 08:03:47 PM » |
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Once again I invoke one of my favorite prayers:
Dear G-D, please protect us from your followers.
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Clueless people can be dangerous. The acidic environment they can spread often needs to be neutralized, and humor is basic. - Dellaroux
Viruses invented people so that people would invent airplanes so viruses could get around better. - R. Duda
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« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2009, 08:41:32 PM » |
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I would like to know what religion Andy follows. His mother is a Catholic and in Catholicism tampering with the Bible is forbidden. You need an imprimatur to publish your own translation. Removing passages is worthy of excommunication.
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mouseman
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« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2009, 08:49:34 PM » |
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Have they removed: "do not kill" from the 10 commandments yet?
I was thinking about Isiah 2 and Micah 4. An utopia where people don't bear arms? It must be a mistranslation!
So, gentle forumites, especially those among us studying religion, would you please help the whack-jobs well-intentioned people of the Conservative Bible Project, with a more appropriate translation. To aid you, I have put the original Hebrew version (with vowels) of Isiah 2:4:
ד. וְשָׁפַט בֵּין הַגּוֹיִם, וְהוֹכִיחַ לְעַמִּים רַבִּים; וְכִתְּתוּ חַרְבוֹתָם לְאִתִּים, וַחֲנִיתוֹתֵיהֶם לְמַזְמֵרוֹת לֹא יִשָּׂא גוֹי אֶל גּוֹי חֶרֶב, וְלֹא יִלְמְדוּ עוֹד מִלְחָמָה
Another good one from Exodus 22:24 which is a prohibition on taking any interest on a loan. Again, the original Hebrew:
.כד. אִם כֶּסֶף תַּלְוֶה אֶת-עַמִּי, אֶת הֶעָנִי עִמָּךְ לֹא תִהְיֶה לוֹ, כְּנֹשֶׁה; לֹא תְשִׂימוּן עָלָיו, נֶשֶׁךְ
Probably won't be popular with conservative bankers, so they'll need help translating that one, as well.
I'll bring some more next time.
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For the Snark was a Boojum, you see.
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galactic_hedgehog
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« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2009, 08:51:50 PM » |
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Have they removed: "do not kill" from the 10 commandments yet?
I was thinking about Isiah 2 and Micah 4. An utopia where people don't bear arms? It must be a mistranslation!
So, gentle forumites, especially those among us studying religion, would you please help the whack-jobs well-intentioned people of the Conservative Bible Project, with a more appropriate translation. To aid you, I have put the original Hebrew version (with vowels) of Isiah 2:4:
ד. וְשָׁפַט בֵּין הַגּוֹיִם, וְהוֹכִיחַ לְעַמִּים רַבִּים; וְכִתְּתוּ חַרְבוֹתָם לְאִתִּים, וַחֲנִיתוֹתֵיהֶם לְמַזְמֵרוֹת לֹא יִשָּׂא גוֹי אֶל גּוֹי חֶרֶב, וְלֹא יִלְמְדוּ עוֹד מִלְחָמָה
Another good one from Exodus 22:24 which is a prohibition on taking any interest on a loan. Again, the original Hebrew:
.כד. אִם כֶּסֶף תַּלְוֶה אֶת-עַמִּי, אֶת הֶעָנִי עִמָּךְ לֹא תִהְיֶה לוֹ, כְּנֹשֶׁה; לֹא תְשִׂימוּן עָלָיו, נֶשֶׁךְ
Probably won't be popular with conservative bankers, so they'll need help translating that one, as well.
I'll bring some more next time.
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« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2009, 08:57:45 PM » |
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To paraphrase an old SNL Weekend Update:
"We have here an official statement from God: 'I do not know who these people are. I have not spoken to them, and I wish that they would quit using my name.'"
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