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lorelei
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« Reply #15 on: December 04, 2009, 09:53:55 AM »


HR issues are pandemic:  I recently tried to apply for a job at an Australian University.  I clicked on the country where I lived (the USA was there), and then the system wanted to know which state I lived in.  The problem was that their choices were:  Australian Capital Territory, Jervis Bay Territory, New South Wales, Lord Howe Island, Northern Territory, Queensland, Torres Strait Islands, South Australia, Tasmania , Victoria, and Western Australia. 

This kind of crap is endemic in US HR forms too. Either they demand a US state of residence, or if they'll allow a foreign country, the form still won't go through without a US zip code (and 00000 is not permitted).

And their telephone number fields don't have enough space for all the digits of an overseas phone number.

I recall having to try to explain this - via phone and email - to some rabbit-head HR woman at a SLAC.

I am soooo not surprised by this.  I can just imagine what that phone conversation was like.

Rabbit-Head: So, you're American?
Me: Yes
Rabbit-Head: But you live in another country?
....

And if you have an alphanumeric postcode, like in Canada, their system explodes.
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bibliothecula
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« Reply #16 on: December 04, 2009, 01:20:32 PM »

I just like the idea of calling someone "rabbit-head." It's replacing asshat in my vocabulary.
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« Reply #17 on: December 04, 2009, 01:37:50 PM »

I just responded to an ad that wanted me to both mail and email the documents, ok, no big deal. So I got a reply on the email that I also have to apply online. After the initial mumbo-jumbo I get to the uploading page and they have 8 required documents including a cover letter AND a letter of intent (not to mention AND research statement AND teaching philosophy, neither of which the ad asked for); and then Letters of Reference AND Letters of Recommendation, none of which I can upload anyway!! I emailed the contact admin on the job ad and she just said to do my best and she would let me know if anything was missing. So I pasted in a lot of 'see CV' type of things. Totally insane. Almost enough to think I don't want to work there anyway. But not quite.
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