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« on: November 21, 2009, 01:22:46 PM »

Call this thread whatever you want -- Dating Club, Dating for Singles, Let's Date... (I know you can come up with a more creative title for the subject line. What is it?)

Anyway, there've been suggestions to have a DATING thread of its own. Are you interested? If yes, let's post or reply here.

I have tried, but it seems to be difficult to find someone compatible with a single female in her late 30s who has Ph.D. and works in the academic. Are you with me? Where should we go from here? (i.e. how to connect singles on here? and suggestions for further communication, etc.)
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« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2009, 01:56:51 PM »

Spambot, newbie...whoever you are...such a thread exists.
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« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2009, 02:10:22 PM »

That's a great idea!

Now, how could we possibly begin a thread that engages readers and posters alike? That has some staying power? It would need a great title. And a cast of regulars for whom there will be mutual support. Maybe a few quirky members who are always getting into scrapes.

I don't know. I don't think it'll work.
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« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2009, 02:14:34 PM »

Me either. What a stupid idea. This is an academic forum. We don't have time for chatting about nonsense like "dating."

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« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2009, 02:54:26 PM »

This one could really give you Warts.

The Fiona
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« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2009, 03:55:58 PM »

Don't you know anything?

Love don't make things nice--it ruins everything. It breaks your heart. It makes things a mess.
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« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2009, 03:58:33 PM »

Don't you know anything?

Love don't make things nice--it ruins everything. It breaks your heart. It makes things a mess.

Tell it, my brother. And it's expensive.
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« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2009, 04:04:50 PM »

This is a thread about dating things, right?  Because we've been needing one of those.  I never can tell how old something is.

Things I have wanted to date in the past week:

The earth
Arcane college policies
That senior academic who should have retired a thousand years ago
The quiche lurking in the back of my refrigerator
Our next-door neighbor, who may just have aged prematurely
A sweater I seem to have owned for longer than I can remember (maybe even high school?  scary)


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« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2009, 05:35:07 PM »

This is a thread about dating things, right?  Because we've been needing one of those.  I never can tell how old something is.

Things I have wanted to date in the past week:

The earth
Arcane college policies
That senior academic who should have retired a thousand years ago
The quiche lurking in the back of my refrigerator
Our next-door neighbor, who may just have aged prematurely
A sweater I seem to have owned for longer than I can remember (maybe even high school?  scary)




ROFLMAO, oseph!!  It's Antiques Roadshow for Academics!
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« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2009, 05:56:40 PM »


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I know you can come up with a more creative title for the subject line. What is it?)

HOTANDSTICKYMESS

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Are you interested?

Only if its restricted to hotties.

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I have tried, but it seems to be difficult to find someone compatible with a single female in her late 30s who has Ph.D. and works in the academic.

Why exactly ?  Are all them males that work in the academic the gays ?

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Are you with me?

I was, but now you're starting to looose me.

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Where should we go from here?

Dennys ?
{no way am I forking over cash until I confirm your PhD is from the Ivy and that you're smokin'}

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(i.e. how to connect singles on here?

Epoxy Adhesive.  Superglue if you are truly disparate desperate

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and suggestions for further communication, etc.)

Can you speak the Latin ? It often gets me hot when girlz speak me the Latin.
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« Reply #10 on: November 21, 2009, 07:11:42 PM »

Don't you know anything?

Love don't make things nice--it ruins everything. It breaks your heart. It makes things a mess.

But listen.

We aren't here to make things perfect. The snowflakes are perfect. The stars are perfect. Not us. Not us. We're here to ruin ourselves and break our hearts and love the wrong people and die. The storybooks are bulls***! Now I want you to come upstairs with me and get in my bed!
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« Reply #11 on: November 21, 2009, 07:14:27 PM »

And since you're looking for advice:

There are three kinds of pipe: there's aluminum, which is garbage; there's bronze, which is pretty good, unless something goes wrong... and something always goes wrong; then, there's copper, which is the only pipe I use. It costs money. It costs money because it saves money.
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« Reply #12 on: November 21, 2009, 07:19:47 PM »

That's good advice.  On the other hand, y'know, you got them bad eyes, like a gypsy, and I don't know why I didn't see it yesterday. Bad luck! That's what it is. Is that all I'm ever gonna have? I should have taken a rock and killed myself years ago!
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« Reply #13 on: November 21, 2009, 07:28:33 PM »

Well, since I was recently informed that all single women in their late thirties want to get married and have children, I need to get cracking.

Or whatever it is that he was smoking.
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« Reply #14 on: November 21, 2009, 07:43:39 PM »

Or whatever it is that he was smoking.

Um, my read on this situation is that the OP is
a single female in her late 30s who has Ph.D. and works in the academic.

Alternatively, the OP may be
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