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bud04
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« Reply #15 on: November 20, 2009, 09:56:09 PM »

Congratulations spork! I hope you both will be very happy!
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barred_owl
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« Reply #16 on: November 20, 2009, 10:22:44 PM »

Congrats, Spork and Knispoon!  I wondered about the timing, given the Caribbean vacation thread awhile back.  Bon voyage and all the best to you both!
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« Reply #17 on: November 20, 2009, 10:52:00 PM »

Congrats, Spork!  I wish you both happiness!
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« Reply #18 on: November 20, 2009, 10:53:38 PM »

Congratulations to you both!
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« Reply #19 on: November 20, 2009, 10:55:22 PM »

Just chiming in with my congratulations! May you have a lifetime of love and happiness.
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« Reply #20 on: November 20, 2009, 11:10:34 PM »


Congratulations, Spork, and good luck, Knispoon!

Here is my wedding gift.
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« Reply #21 on: November 21, 2009, 01:24:38 AM »

Congratulations and best wishes!
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« Reply #22 on: November 21, 2009, 02:09:55 AM »

Spork's bride's first name is actually Gork, just so you all know. I guess now her last name is Knispoon, but it's actually Spork and Gork.
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« Reply #23 on: November 21, 2009, 06:11:12 AM »

That's two people I know getting married today! Must be something in the water.

Have an amazing time, Spork and Gork!  Let us know how the honeymoon goes.  (Not all the details, just the travel brochure and funny travel essay stuff.) Still going to Isla Mujeres?

Yay for love.
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« Reply #24 on: November 21, 2009, 08:40:40 AM »

Congratulations! I hope the honeymoon is a lovely prelude to decades of happiness together for both of you.
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« Reply #25 on: November 21, 2009, 09:06:40 AM »

Spork's bride's first name is actually Gork, just so you all know. I guess now her last name is Knispoon, but it's actually Spork and Gork.

Spork, like Prince, is a one-name wonder, but Gork must be keeping her birth name, Knispoon.*






*You do know I have completely made this all up, right?
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« Reply #26 on: November 21, 2009, 09:15:30 AM »

Hey spork-- is she hot????
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« Reply #27 on: November 21, 2009, 09:58:21 AM »

Best wishes to both of you!
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« Reply #28 on: November 21, 2009, 10:34:25 AM »

Congrats, Spork and Gork!

But all the world's redheaded lesbians are saddened...
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« Reply #29 on: November 21, 2009, 10:41:16 AM »

Spork, just remember in a year or so when you're ready to liven things up with the threesome, you know where to find me.  Unlike Zuzu_, I know that your bride must be hot in a thong or you wouldn't have chosen her.

Congratulations!
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