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« Reply #30 on: November 21, 2009, 10:45:32 AM »

Congratulations and Best Wishes!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #31 on: November 21, 2009, 11:13:08 AM »

Spork, just remember in a year or so when you're ready to liven things up with the threesome, you know where to find me.  Unlike Zuzu_, I know that your bride must be hot in a thong or you wouldn't have chosen her.

And she must be a red-headed lesbian, right?
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« Reply #32 on: November 21, 2009, 12:03:49 PM »

Spork! How could you?

<looking over shoulder>

Oops!

<rearranging features into semblance of sincerity>

Congratulations and all best wishes for many years of happiness!*




*which wish really is sincere, of course!
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« Reply #33 on: November 21, 2009, 12:40:07 PM »

I now her name is Gordian.  Surely that should be proof enough of my good wishes on your new knot, no?
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« Reply #34 on: November 21, 2009, 12:48:59 PM »

Congratulations, and best wishes to the bride!
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« Reply #35 on: November 21, 2009, 01:05:04 PM »


It was so sudden, wasn't it?
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« Reply #36 on: November 23, 2009, 04:58:10 PM »

I probably should have started this thread after spork returned from his beach honeymoon...

For some reason, I'm guessing he is not reading the fora.
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« Reply #37 on: November 23, 2009, 05:55:16 PM »

Congratulations, Spork! 
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« Reply #38 on: November 23, 2009, 07:17:28 PM »

Spork's beloved is Gordian; Gork is the name of the couple, now officially hitched. Hurray for an end to dateless Friday nights!
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« Reply #39 on: November 23, 2009, 07:37:57 PM »

Best wishes for many happy years together!
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« Reply #40 on: December 01, 2009, 06:24:39 AM »

Thanks everyone.  Yes, I was off on my honeymoon with Gordian.  We deliberately chose not to have interweb access during the trip.

I would just like to say that the LHC taught me everything I know about women.
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« Reply #41 on: December 01, 2009, 06:37:28 AM »

Congratulations, Spork!
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« Reply #42 on: December 01, 2009, 11:52:06 AM »

Dang! I'm always late to the BEST parties!

Congratulations to you, Spork, and the new missus (whatever her name shall be)! Long may you live in marital bliss!
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« Reply #43 on: December 01, 2009, 11:58:51 AM »

Many congratulations to you both!
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« Reply #44 on: December 01, 2009, 12:27:37 PM »

Indeed, all the best to the happy couple.
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