galactic_hedgehog
Procrastinating, Python-quoting, Blue Blazer-drinking, chocolate-chip cookie-eating, Pastafarian, Not So
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« Reply #75 on: October 23, 2009, 09:38:51 PM » |
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Huh. Did I hear something?
<pokes head out, looks around>
Hmmmm... That potted plant looks suspicious.
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"A pun is primâ facie an insult to the person you are talking with. It implies utter indifference to or sublime contempt for his remarks, no matter how serious." -- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr. Hedgie loves to read. |
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tee_bee
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« Reply #76 on: October 23, 2009, 10:06:59 PM » |
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My wife is leaving tomorrow. Alone. For her work. Leaving me with the kids for nine days. Two boys, 7 and 5. I. Am. Going. To. Die. Where can I hide both from them and from my job?
Actually, I'm going to milk the single-dad-for-a-week angle for all its worth. No meetings, no office hours (can't anyway--have to pick up kids from school), nothing except free time, but only between 8 and 5. Wow. A normal work life.
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geonerd
Couldn't be an apex predator so I settled for being a
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Do not take the bait
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« Reply #77 on: October 23, 2009, 10:22:25 PM » |
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*knocks on G_H's fort door*
Candygram!
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How many of your grandmothers still are living, and how is their health?
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wild_rose
Uncharacteristically optimistic
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The thrill of modern postism!
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« Reply #78 on: October 23, 2009, 11:24:02 PM » |
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Is it true that chocolate-chip cookies eaten on the Hiding Thread don't result in weight gain?
Yes. Most definitely. Hmmmm... That potted plant looks suspicious.
That's not a potted plant. That's my new hat. |
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"[M]y toast just landed jelly side up so I think that bodes well for averting world-ending disasters. I have faith in bread although the toasted aspect may mean you're going to have withstand some heat for a brief time and some aloe jelly will come in handy." --Notaprof, the Great Seer
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llanfair
Village idiot and Very
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Whither Canada?
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« Reply #79 on: October 24, 2009, 10:04:11 AM » |
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Hmmmm... That potted plant looks suspicious.
That's not a potted plant. That's my new hat. For your new 'do? <interthreaduality> |
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Because, you know, that stuff on the syllabus is like, in writing, and there are so many ways you can, like, read that, but when the guys who sit by you in class, like, you know, must know what's really going on, right? -- AmLitHist, channelling student
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carebearstare
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« Reply #80 on: October 24, 2009, 02:20:23 PM » |
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Hmmmm... That potted plant looks suspicious.
That's not a potted plant. That's my new hat. For your new 'do? <interthreaduality> Suddenly, my plant is gone. I'm feeling exposed. Ah well. At least there's this tray of brownies. |
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Well, some posters were being naughty here.
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llanfair
Village idiot and Very
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Whither Canada?
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« Reply #81 on: October 24, 2009, 03:49:06 PM » |
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Hmmmm... That potted plant looks suspicious.
That's not a potted plant. That's my new hat. For your new 'do? <interthreaduality> Suddenly, my plant is gone. I'm feeling exposed. Ah well. At least there's this tray of brownies. Have the brownies got the plant baked into them? No wonder Honeylamb G_H thought the plant looked suspicious! |
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Because, you know, that stuff on the syllabus is like, in writing, and there are so many ways you can, like, read that, but when the guys who sit by you in class, like, you know, must know what's really going on, right? -- AmLitHist, channelling student
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gennimom
Somewhat Southern (Have I really posted that much?)
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Let's get summer over with! Me want snow!
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« Reply #82 on: October 24, 2009, 05:50:08 PM » |
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I avoid suspicious looking plants.
I need to crawl back in my tent and chair. I've had a headache since 8 this morning. Why is it always Saturdays? I had the headache before I overslept.
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...only after reading gm's post, my new mantra is "always listen to gennimom".
Monday reeks! - Garfield The outside of a horse is good for the inside of a person (or something like that). |
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galactic_hedgehog
Procrastinating, Python-quoting, Blue Blazer-drinking, chocolate-chip cookie-eating, Pastafarian, Not So
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« Reply #83 on: October 24, 2009, 10:43:47 PM » |
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Hmmmm... That potted plant looks suspicious.
That's not a potted plant. That's my new hat. For your new 'do? <interthreaduality> Suddenly, my plant is gone. I'm feeling exposed. Ah well. At least there's this tray of brownies. Have the brownies got the plant baked into them? No wonder Honeylamb G_H thought the plant looked suspicious! No wonder I'm paranoid. Hmmm... where'd this candy come from? |
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"A pun is primâ facie an insult to the person you are talking with. It implies utter indifference to or sublime contempt for his remarks, no matter how serious." -- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr. Hedgie loves to read. |
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southerntransplant
Generally overcaffeinated
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Am I on YOUR curriculum committee too?
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« Reply #84 on: October 24, 2009, 11:27:36 PM » |
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I get really stressed the day before I travel. I don't know why. And my Powerpointses are not done-ses.
I believe I will wrap another Great Dane about my shoulders and drink heavily.
Oooh, I see an unoccupied sofa.
Please, carry on.
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"Interestingly, many fans find that Seger looks increasingly more like the cereal brand character Captain Crunch as he ages." - Wikipedia entry on Bob Seger.
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wild_rose
Uncharacteristically optimistic
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The thrill of modern postism!
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« Reply #85 on: October 24, 2009, 11:31:05 PM » |
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Hmmmm... That potted plant looks suspicious.
That's not a potted plant. That's my new hat. For your new 'do? <interthreaduality> Yes. I have to do something, otherwise I look like a cross between Einstein and Medusa. |
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"[M]y toast just landed jelly side up so I think that bodes well for averting world-ending disasters. I have faith in bread although the toasted aspect may mean you're going to have withstand some heat for a brief time and some aloe jelly will come in handy." --Notaprof, the Great Seer
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dr_know
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« Reply #86 on: October 24, 2009, 11:34:44 PM » |
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Oh goody, I've been looking for a place to crash. I'm hiding out with a fleece blanket and some migraine medicine.
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“Now sheathe that sword of stupidity and get back to work!"
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llanfair
Village idiot and Very
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Whither Canada?
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« Reply #87 on: October 25, 2009, 01:16:56 PM » |
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Oh goody, I've been looking for a place to crash. I'm hiding out with a fleece blanket and some migraine medicine.
Here, Dr K - <passes ice-pack for head> |
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Because, you know, that stuff on the syllabus is like, in writing, and there are so many ways you can, like, read that, but when the guys who sit by you in class, like, you know, must know what's really going on, right? -- AmLitHist, channelling student
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malcha
Creepy Lit Critter, Undead Language Lover,
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posting live from her FCFU
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« Reply #88 on: October 25, 2009, 03:04:07 PM » |
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Hmmmm... That potted plant looks suspicious.
That's not a potted plant. That's my new hat. For your new 'do? <interthreaduality> Yes. I have to do something, otherwise I look like a cross between Einstein and Medusa. Actually, I think you should flaunt the look. But not, of course, if you need some time in this dimly lit, many-cornered retreat. *very quietly sets out chai and spice cookies* |
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alto_stratus
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« Reply #89 on: October 25, 2009, 03:08:31 PM » |
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My wife is leaving tomorrow. Alone. For her work. Leaving me with the kids for nine days. Two boys, 7 and 5. I. Am. Going. To. Die. Where can I hide both from them and from my job?
I remember this happening to me as a child. . . I'm assuming if she's the primary child caretaker, she's also the chef. Don't be a hero. Order pizza. Remember, they are more afraid of you than you are of them. |
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