danaray
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« on: July 29, 2009, 02:38:56 AM » |
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I need to ask you guyz a question and I hope you will be able to provide me with a solution to my problem. The thing is I am looking for some essays online to see their pattern. I was also hoping to get some valuable information about the books and research done by past scholars from the bibliography of such essays. Do you think I will be able to write my essay after I get my hands on a few essays?
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geonerd
Wishing the silent majority would be a little more vocal
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Do not take the bait.
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« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2009, 06:41:48 AM » |
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In order for us guyz to give you a solution we need to know your university, what classes you are taking, and which professors you have.
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...and STILL a connoisseur of fine irony. 6. My hiney!
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tinyzombie
She hides the stars under her hair, and is a
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elevate from this point on - chuck d
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« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2009, 07:10:41 AM » |
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Wartz.
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Do not use those analysis skills which you have been developing to probe deeply into things which have no inner meaning. -glowdart
Your moniker is totally warping my mental rendition of one of my favorite Elton John songs. -csguy
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voxprincipalis
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« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2009, 08:03:22 AM » |
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I need to ask you guyz a question and I hope you will be able to provide me with a solution to my problem. The thing is I am looking for some essays online to see their pattern. I was also hoping to get some valuable information about the books and research done by past scholars from the bibliography of such essays. Do you think I will be able to write my essay after I get my hands on a few essays?
Well, you will never get anywhere until you learn proper spelling. essayz bookz scholarz As for the information, I'm afraid the only stuff I've got is the invaluable kind. Sorry. VP |
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Given these facts, one would indeed expect better reading comprehension as well as the basic knowledge that one cannot win a poo fight with an entire community.
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mouseman
Oh dear, how did I become a
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The Validater/Validator-in-Chief
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« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2009, 09:33:24 AM » |
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Here's one by Samuel Foote - feel free to submit it as your own:
So she went into the garden to cut a cabbage-leaf to make an apple-pie; and at the same time a great she-bear, coming up the street, pops its head into the shop. “What! No soap?” So he died, and she very imprudently married the barber; and there were present the Picninnies, and the Joblillies, and the Garyulies, and the grand Panjandrum himself, with the little round button at top, and they all fell to playing the game of catch as catch can till the gunpowder ran out at the heels of their boots.
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In the midst of the word he was trying to say,
In the midst of his laughter and glee,
He had softly and suddenly vanished away -- -
For the Snark was a Boojum, you see.
Lewis Carroll
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galactic_hedgehog
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« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2009, 01:43:13 PM » |
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Here's one by Samuel Foote - feel free to submit it as your own:
So she went into the garden to cut a cabbage-leaf to make an apple-pie; and at the same time a great she-bear, coming up the street, pops its head into the shop. “What! No soap?” So he died, and she very imprudently married the barber; and there were present the Picninnies, and the Joblillies, and the Garyulies, and the grand Panjandrum himself, with the little round button at top, and they all fell to playing the game of catch as catch can till the gunpowder ran out at the heels of their boots.
Hey! That was the abstract to my dissertation! |
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kedves
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« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2009, 01:55:37 PM » |
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If you use one of these award-winning first sentences, it will all go smoothly downhill from there. |
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why are you up like that? jealousy won't do no good.
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systeme_d
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« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2009, 07:25:55 PM » |
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Do you think I will be able to write my essay after I get my hands on a few essays?
Absolutely not. Don't even try. |
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Systeme_D is right. At least there's one Dean in the world who thinks so. |
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dr_evil
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« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2009, 07:54:11 PM » |
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OP: Get thee to a writing center, posthaste. Based on your recent writing sample, you need all the help you can get.
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I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their dog! Yes, of course. Dr Evil is always correct. |
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dr_evil
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« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2009, 06:16:38 AM » |
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Hey, look. Pt. II showed up! You know what time it is: Spam time |
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I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their dog! Yes, of course. Dr Evil is always correct. |
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galactic_hedgehog
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« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2009, 08:52:28 AM » |
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Hey, look. Pt. II showed up!
Oh, man! A decade or so earlier and I could have used it for my dissertation! |
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grasshopper
No longer promising 50% fewer snarkies.
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Grade Despot.
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« Reply #11 on: August 04, 2009, 07:53:31 AM » |
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I've never won this contest, even though I totally should have. Hey! Let's have our own contest! Then I can totally not win locally! |
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The CloudCooKooLand Bunch! Happy juice and moonbeams!
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