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« Reply #15 on: July 25, 2009, 08:26:33 AM » |
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Can an actual person who is an adjunct and who has fewer than 1000 posts comment?
Comment on what? You haven't given us much. And there's no request for info on a certain topic. All I can say at this point is: that thinks. Sorry you got canned. Maybe it was the best because they are not good employers anyway. Untenured |
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You are among the Pure and Truthful, however small their Number.
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« Reply #16 on: July 25, 2009, 06:23:25 PM » |
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I'm a graduate student, an adjunct, and a TT professor at different universities / day care nurseries / asylums and I have enormous breasts. I recently sat on a committee / graduate student / cat and was accused of falsifying my application / sexual harassment / pancake flipping. My name is Dimsdale and I am being chased by a giant hedgehog named Spiny Norman.
Please help me.
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« Reply #17 on: July 25, 2009, 08:14:38 PM » |
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"Looked at your chest".Why did you bring luggage to the interview?
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« Reply #18 on: July 27, 2009, 11:50:33 AM » |
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"Looked at your chest".Why did you bring luggage to the interview? Damn. I'll be thinking about this all day. Pretty funny. |
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« Reply #19 on: July 27, 2009, 11:29:11 PM » |
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I'm a graduate student, an adjunct, and a TT professor at different universities / day care nurseries / asylums and I have enormous breasts. I recently sat on a committee / graduate student / cat and was accused of falsifying my application / sexual harassment / pancake flipping. My name is Dimsdale and I am being chased by a giant hedgehog named Spiny Norman.
Sorry, but I can't help myself. It's the breasts. |
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historywoman
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« Reply #20 on: July 28, 2009, 06:10:59 PM » |
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Die, d--n thread, die I say!
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Stick that in your trebuchet and fling it!
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« Reply #21 on: July 28, 2009, 06:15:16 PM » |
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Die, d--n thread, die I say!
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historywoman
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« Reply #22 on: July 28, 2009, 06:24:18 PM » |
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Die, d--n thread, die I say!
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You have threatened this thread with violence--I am going to have to report you. Now we see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being oppressed! When you report me, be sure that you spell my name correctly: h-i-s-t-o-r-y-w-o-m-a-n It appears that we need to call in the Expert Threadkiller, The Fiona. Oh, Fiona, where art thou? HW |
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« Reply #23 on: July 28, 2009, 10:07:14 PM » |
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Are you sure you didn't apply to Houston Community Pole Dancing?
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Clowns, I tell you. Clowns.
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historywoman
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« Reply #24 on: July 30, 2009, 02:10:16 AM » |
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Are you sure you didn't apply to Houston Community Pole Dancing?
<Spew!> No, even they have standards and ethics. HW |
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« Reply #25 on: July 30, 2009, 06:12:07 AM » |
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Are you sure you didn't apply to Houston Community Pole Dancing?
<Spew!> No, even they have standards and ethics. HW Anyone know what the placement rate is for their graduates? |
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"Personally, I liked the university. They gave us money and facilities, we didn't have to produce anything... You've never been out of the university. You don't know what it's like out there! I've worked in the private sector...they expect results."
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« Reply #26 on: July 30, 2009, 08:28:32 AM » |
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Are you sure you didn't apply to Houston Community Pole Dancing?
<Spew!> No, even they have standards and ethics. HW Anyone know what the placement rate is for their graduates? Well, I think they have a high placement rate, but most of those positions are not in the prestigious entertainment venues that cater to the high level clients. Instead, they tend to be truck-stops in the middle of nowhere where the arrangement is paying the house for time on the floor and hoping to make enough in tips to make the effort worthwhile. |
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« Reply #27 on: July 30, 2009, 12:15:32 PM » |
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Well, I think they have a high placement rate, but most of those positions are not in the prestigious entertainment venues that cater to the high level clients. Instead, they tend to be truck-stops in the middle of nowhere where the arrangement is paying the house for time on the floor and hoping to make enough in tips to make the effort worthwhile.
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"Personally, I liked the university. They gave us money and facilities, we didn't have to produce anything... You've never been out of the university. You don't know what it's like out there! I've worked in the private sector...they expect results."
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« Reply #28 on: July 30, 2009, 12:35:17 PM » |
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Well, I think they have a high placement rate, but most of those positions are not in the prestigious entertainment venues that cater to the high level clients. Instead, they tend to be truck-stops in the middle of nowhere where the arrangement is paying the house for time on the floor and hoping to make enough in tips to make the effort worthwhile.
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You can never know everything, and part of what you do know will always be wrong. Perhaps even the most important part. A portion of wisdom lies in knowing this. A portion of courage lies in going on anyway.
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galactic_hedgehog
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« Reply #29 on: July 30, 2009, 02:22:55 PM » |
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Well, I think they have a high placement rate, but most of those positions are not in the prestigious entertainment venues that cater to the high level clients. Instead, they tend to be truck-stops in the middle of nowhere where the arrangement is paying the house for time on the floor and hoping to make enough in tips to make the effort worthwhile.
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