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dr_evil
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« Reply #390 on: November 14, 2009, 03:30:37 PM »

Someone's in bed with someone else?  Who?  Are there pictures?

Yes.

That's for me to know and you to find out.

Yep, but you have to bribe me with something good for me to send them to you.

Toast?

Ah, you forget that I know you well enough to no longer accept your toast.

How about a broken magnet?

What kind of broken magnet?  One with interesting properties based on the domains no longer aligning or one of those bar magnets that has been dropped so that the end marked N is just regular iron and the north pole is a fingerspan from the end marked S yet someone persists in putting back on the supply room shelf in the box marked magnets?

Um, one that doesn't work anymore?

Is it at least one of the big ones?

Like from CERN?

If you have one of those to spare, I wouldn't mind playing with it for a while.  I promise it's not part of my Armageddon Device. <fingers crossed>
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« Reply #391 on: November 14, 2009, 06:39:46 PM »

Someone's in bed with someone else?  Who?  Are there pictures?

Yes.

That's for me to know and you to find out.

Yep, but you have to bribe me with something good for me to send them to you.

Toast?

Ah, you forget that I know you well enough to no longer accept your toast.

How about a broken magnet?

What kind of broken magnet?  One with interesting properties based on the domains no longer aligning or one of those bar magnets that has been dropped so that the end marked N is just regular iron and the north pole is a fingerspan from the end marked S yet someone persists in putting back on the supply room shelf in the box marked magnets?

Um, one that doesn't work anymore?

Is it at least one of the big ones?

Like from CERN?

If you have one of those to spare, I wouldn't mind playing with it for a while.  I promise it's not part of my Armageddon Device. <fingers crossed>

If you're getting one of those magnets, then Armageddon outta here.
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cc_alan
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« Reply #392 on: November 15, 2009, 12:04:43 PM »

I'm going to request, again, that you go back to underlining hyperlinks. It can be difficult to notice them. People also expect to see underlined hyperlinks.

Oh, nevermind. It's not like anyone's reading this thread...

...except for the cabal.

Alan
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Excuse me... which aisle would I find the unicorns and rainbows?

No, Alan is a man among men, striding the Earth like a Colossus with a really big bladder, wearing a tool belt.
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« Reply #393 on: November 15, 2009, 02:05:59 PM »

It's not like anyone's reading this thread...

Let's find out if the mods are ignoring us or not.

Hey!  Everybody!  Alan's real name is deleted!

« Last Edit: November 15, 2009, 2:07:13 PM by moderator »

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« Reply #394 on: November 16, 2009, 09:13:41 AM »

It's not like anyone's reading this thread...

Let's find out if the mods are ignoring us or not.

Hey!  Everybody!  Alan's real name is deleted!

« Last Edit: November 15, 2009, 2:07:13 PM by moderator »



Now I have to wonder: did the moderator really edit this, or did GH just add that line in himself?
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« Reply #395 on: November 16, 2009, 09:19:00 AM »

It's not like anyone's reading this thread...

Let's find out if the mods are ignoring us or not.

Hey!  Everybody!  Alan's real name is deleted!

« Last Edit: November 15, 2009, 2:07:13 PM by moderator »



Now I have to wonder: did the moderator really edit this, or did GH just add that line in himself?

See my sig...

Alan
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« Reply #396 on: November 16, 2009, 11:18:22 AM »

It's not like anyone's reading this thread...

Let's find out if the mods are ignoring us or not.

Hey!  Everybody!  Alan's real name is deleted!

« Last Edit: November 15, 2009, 2:07:13 PM by moderator »



Now I have to wonder: did the moderator really edit this, or did GH just add that line in himself?

I have observed that when the moderators really edit, the edits appear in a smaller font.  However, these fonts are so small already....  Hang on.  Gotta try a freaky face.

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« Reply #397 on: November 16, 2009, 10:23:02 PM »

It's not like anyone's reading this thread...

Let's find out if the mods are ignoring us or not.

Hey!  Everybody!  Alan's real name is deleted!

« Last Edit: November 15, 2009, 2:07:13 PM by moderator »



Now I have to wonder: did the moderator really edit this, or did GH just add that line in himself?

Or, maybe he's a mod.
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« Reply #398 on: November 17, 2009, 12:47:36 AM »

It's not like anyone's reading this thread...

Let's find out if the mods are ignoring us or not.

Hey!  Everybody!  Alan's real name is deleted!

« Last Edit: November 15, 2009, 2:07:13 PM by moderator »



Now I have to wonder: did the moderator really edit this, or did GH just add that line in himself?

Or, maybe he's a mod.

Hmm... talking about oneself in the third person... all signs point to "yes".

<mutters to himself as he walks away>

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« Reply #399 on: November 17, 2009, 07:30:27 AM »

Do you think we can talk about the fora redesign in the new tech forum, which the mods seem to have noticed?

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« Reply #400 on: November 18, 2009, 09:13:50 PM »


Presumably CHE is hoping that this thread will die out.

So let's keep the flame alive.
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« Reply #401 on: November 18, 2009, 10:08:37 PM »


Presumably CHE is hoping that this thread will die out.

So let's keep the flame alive.

I'm willing to do this.  Let's try for another freaky face.

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Aw, man.  He looks dead or unconscious.

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That's almost disturbing.  He or she is just way too happy.  Probably too much coffee.
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« Reply #402 on: November 18, 2009, 11:02:26 PM »


Presumably CHE is hoping that this thread will die out.

So let's keep the flame alive.

I'm willing to do this.  Let's try for another freaky face.

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Aw, man.  He looks dead or unconscious.

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That's almost disturbing.  He or she is just way too happy.  Probably too much coffee.

I like them! The second one looks like his/her eyes are shaking (too much caffeine!).

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Excuse me... which aisle would I find the unicorns and rainbows?

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« Reply #403 on: November 19, 2009, 12:03:33 AM »

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Hey!  Are you trying to out me?
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« Reply #404 on: November 19, 2009, 12:25:22 AM »

Nah, if conjugate were trying to out you, he'd have done this:

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That's about as hedgehoggy as I can get it.
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