It's freezing!!!!!! Anyone south of Hadrian's wall with the heat on this morning?
You have remembered it is Bank Holiday, haven't you, and that there is time-honored British tradition that dictates that you spend hours in a traffic jam in the cold and wet?
The traffic jam is far more than I can handle, but I have busted out the hot water bottle, and am clutching it in one hand, with a hot cup of tea in the other. Does that keep me more or less up to traditional par?
What, you hate the queen? You need to get out there, spend 6 hours driving 20mph to the beach and then stand there in the water up to your knees shivering in the gale. And get sunburned through the clouds.