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« on: April 28, 2009, 05:17:39 PM » |
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hey
can you tell me how I'm doing so far in this class i missed a little i really need to know if you could get back to me today that would be totaly great
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anakin
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« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2009, 05:19:53 PM » |
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Wonderful lyrics - love the title, too. What key is it in? Are you going for the old three-chord standby?
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« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2009, 05:47:05 PM » |
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« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2009, 05:48:54 PM » |
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hey
can you tell me how I'm doing so far in this class i missed a little i really need to know if you could get back to me today that would be totaly great
Followed by that famously useful phrase, "Please advise." |
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« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2009, 05:49:02 PM » |
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IMPORTANT!
I need this class to graduate. You need to sign the form. Meet me at the cafeteria in the student building at noon today because I don't know where your office is and am never on that side of campus anyway.
K thx!
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« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2009, 06:05:22 PM » |
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That grade that you gave me is just not acceptable. I would like to make an appointment with you to discuss my grade today at 1:00. I'm sure we can come up with a compromise solution that we can both agree on.
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« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2009, 06:09:51 PM » |
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hey
can you tell me how I'm doing so far in this class i missed a little i really need to know if you could get back to me today that would be totaly great
Followed by that famously useful phrase, "Please advise." I think that's "plz advice." |
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« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2009, 06:43:48 PM » |
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May I have an extension? <time stamp = 11:59 PM yesterday>
You haven't answered my email that I sent yesterday! <time stamp = 12:01 AM today>
Please answer my email, it is urgent! <time stamp = 2:25 AM today>
Does the 8:00 AM deadline mean we have to turn in the assignment at the beginning of our 8:00 AM class or can we hand it in at the end? <time stamp = 7:59 AM today>
I can't hand in my assigment because you never answered my email about an extension. <time stamp = 8:02 AM today>
My grandmother died so I was unable to come to class today. Did I miss anything? Your office hours don't work for me so I'll just drop by your office as soon as I can to pick up an extra credit assignment. Thx <time stamp 8:15 AM >
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« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2009, 06:44:37 PM » |
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nobody i no is failing but me lol i dont think its cuz of my draf papper cuz we don get a grad for the draftt rite? may bee u r not concussion of my efort in thiss clas but i have ben triing really hard and my parents say i shuld get a A and my dad is alwyer and he nos about stuf.
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« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2009, 06:50:02 PM » |
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Hey, since it took you so long to get my last paper graded (it took 1 week), I didn't have time to do this paper (due 2 weeks after 1st paper was returned), so I turned it in 3 days late. Since this is your fault, I assume you won't take off any points for it being late.
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« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2009, 07:53:08 PM » |
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hi prof
why is their a 0 next to my grade for the homework from last week. i'm sure i did it. there must be some mistake becuz my boyfriend dropped it off in class last week
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« Reply #11 on: April 28, 2009, 08:24:14 PM » |
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Ill do anything to pass teh class just let me know (except of course, show up)
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« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2009, 09:34:41 PM » |
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Check your grades and you'll know.
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« Reply #13 on: April 28, 2009, 09:43:13 PM » |
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Miss Senay,
I don't understand how to write the last paper. You need to tell me how to do it. I am an A student and I don't like feeling confused.
Respond immediately.
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« Reply #14 on: April 28, 2009, 09:47:25 PM » |
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