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« on: April 28, 2009, 05:17:39 PM » |
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hey
can you tell me how I'm doing so far in this class i missed a little i really need to know if you could get back to me today that would be totaly great
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anakin
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« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2009, 05:19:53 PM » |
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Wonderful lyrics - love the title, too. What key is it in? Are you going for the old three-chord standby?
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llanfair
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« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2009, 05:47:05 PM » |
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If you have to ask, you won't like the answer.
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Because, you know, that stuff on the syllabus is like, in writing, and there are so many ways you can, like, read that, but when the guys who sit by you in class, like, you know, must know what's really going on, right? -- AmLitHist, channelling student
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« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2009, 05:48:54 PM » |
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hey
can you tell me how I'm doing so far in this class i missed a little i really need to know if you could get back to me today that would be totaly great
Followed by that famously useful phrase, "Please advise." |
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« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2009, 05:49:02 PM » |
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IMPORTANT!
I need this class to graduate. You need to sign the form. Meet me at the cafeteria in the student building at noon today because I don't know where your office is and am never on that side of campus anyway.
K thx!
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« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2009, 06:05:22 PM » |
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That grade that you gave me is just not acceptable. I would like to make an appointment with you to discuss my grade today at 1:00. I'm sure we can come up with a compromise solution that we can both agree on.
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« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2009, 06:09:51 PM » |
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hey
can you tell me how I'm doing so far in this class i missed a little i really need to know if you could get back to me today that would be totaly great
Followed by that famously useful phrase, "Please advise." I think that's "plz advice." |
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« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2009, 06:43:48 PM » |
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May I have an extension? <time stamp = 11:59 PM yesterday>
You haven't answered my email that I sent yesterday! <time stamp = 12:01 AM today>
Please answer my email, it is urgent! <time stamp = 2:25 AM today>
Does the 8:00 AM deadline mean we have to turn in the assignment at the beginning of our 8:00 AM class or can we hand it in at the end? <time stamp = 7:59 AM today>
I can't hand in my assigment because you never answered my email about an extension. <time stamp = 8:02 AM today>
My grandmother died so I was unable to come to class today. Did I miss anything? Your office hours don't work for me so I'll just drop by your office as soon as I can to pick up an extra credit assignment. Thx <time stamp 8:15 AM >
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« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2009, 06:44:37 PM » |
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nobody i no is failing but me lol i dont think its cuz of my draf papper cuz we don get a grad for the draftt rite? may bee u r not concussion of my efort in thiss clas but i have ben triing really hard and my parents say i shuld get a A and my dad is alwyer and he nos about stuf.
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« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2009, 06:50:02 PM » |
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Hey, since it took you so long to get my last paper graded (it took 1 week), I didn't have time to do this paper (due 2 weeks after 1st paper was returned), so I turned it in 3 days late. Since this is your fault, I assume you won't take off any points for it being late.
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Welcome to college, motherf*cker.
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« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2009, 07:53:08 PM » |
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hi prof
why is their a 0 next to my grade for the homework from last week. i'm sure i did it. there must be some mistake becuz my boyfriend dropped it off in class last week
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« Reply #11 on: April 28, 2009, 08:24:14 PM » |
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Ill do anything to pass teh class just let me know (except of course, show up)
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« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2009, 09:34:41 PM » |
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Check your grades and you'll know.
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« Reply #13 on: April 28, 2009, 09:43:13 PM » |
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Miss Senay,
I don't understand how to write the last paper. You need to tell me how to do it. I am an A student and I don't like feeling confused.
Respond immediately.
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« Reply #14 on: April 28, 2009, 09:47:25 PM » |
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