It's quieted down a bit now.
I'm standing here telling stories about the halcyon days of punting on the river at Oxford.
Meanwhile, Teach_assist's mouth is temporarily full....
I am sorry, we do not, at this time offer pedicorn.
I was about to go and get myself some popcorn. But the image generated by that statement has really put me off. Thanks very much!
You seem to have addressed the main issue concerning our marketing department at this time. We feel we
must offer this product to those who have shown their strong preference for inserting foot when opening mouth since our principle venues are so populated by such creatures. However, the very idea of the product seems to be off putting to the rest of our customers. We are considering creating a separate brand name for this product.
The problem may be associated with the name, which combines the 'pedi' (foot) with 'corn' (growth on said foot). It is not clear whether your product includes the whole foot, or just the corns removed from the foot.
I'd suggest, if it is the whole foot, that you move towards a product name which implies more of a 'toffee-apple' image for customers.
