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Author Topic: What is your "sales pitch"?  (Read 3684 times)
dr_evil
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« Reply #30 on: September 10, 2008, 09:26:14 PM »
Quote from: airball on September 10, 2008, 06:52:49 PM
To close the deal, I've had great success with, "Now that you've interviewed the big Dr. Airball, how'd you like to spend some quality time with little Dr. Airball?"

Get many willing to accept that offer?
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« Reply #31 on: September 11, 2008, 07:34:55 AM »
Quote from: dr_evil on September 10, 2008, 09:26:14 PM
Quote from: airball on September 10, 2008, 06:52:49 PM
To close the deal, I've had great success with, "Now that you've interviewed the big Dr. Airball, how'd you like to spend some quality time with little Dr. Airball?"

Get many willing to accept that offer?

Let's just say I found a tenure track position. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
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