galactic_hedgehog
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« Reply #15 on: September 06, 2008, 09:13:59 PM » |
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1. While I know how to do it, I haven't successfully driven a stick-shift. 2. I've never eaten ham. 3. I can't use the fora search function. Oh, wait. No one can do that.
EDIT: Might Concordancia and I annihilate each other if we met?
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Your professors were probably afraid of your galactic genius and did everything they could (behind the scenes) to thwart your hedginess. Hedgie loves to read.
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« Reply #16 on: September 06, 2008, 09:14:54 PM » |
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3. I can't use the fora search function. Oh, wait. No one can do that.
Yeah, this one's not gonna show how unique you are.
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Let us consider that we are all partially insane. It will explain us to each other; it will unriddle many riddles; it will make clear and simple many things... Mark Twain It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities. Professor Dumbledore
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« Reply #17 on: September 06, 2008, 09:18:24 PM » |
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Never seen lost Never had cable (how bout that one?) Never read the USA Today (apart from the Sports), the Washington Post, or the LA Times Never even touched a cash register.
Never tasted bacon.
Really.
Been to Spain (but that's the best 3 dog night song ever recorded) Ordered a drink in a bar (please, feighn surprise) Been on dates
True story (paraphrased from William James): the course in Introduction to Philosophy I ever attended, I taught.
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"Look upon me! I'll show you the 'life of the mind.'"
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dept_geek
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« Reply #18 on: September 06, 2008, 09:20:08 PM » |
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1. I have never taken a literature course.
Even tho my degree is in geek studies, I haven take 5+ years of college-level lit courses. To the chagrin of my students, I use selected readings as input for their computer programs that have some sort of text analysis. I find it really funny, they hate it. Therefore, I keep doing it. edited: I obviously skipped the spelling classes. sigh.
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I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code. When in doubt, add chocolate.
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wareagle
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« Reply #19 on: September 06, 2008, 09:20:29 PM » |
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1. I have never watched "Friends", "Sex in the City", "Everybody Loves Raymond" or "The Shield".
2. I never took a speech class, either.
3. I never wrote a single paper as an undergraduate. Not one.
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galactic_hedgehog
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« Reply #20 on: September 06, 2008, 09:21:09 PM » |
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3. I never wrote a single paper as an undergraduate. Not one.
Were you supposed to?
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Your professors were probably afraid of your galactic genius and did everything they could (behind the scenes) to thwart your hedginess. Hedgie loves to read.
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magistra
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« Reply #21 on: September 06, 2008, 09:21:34 PM » |
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I've never taken a math class.
I've never seen American Idol.
I've never read Tolstoy. Or Dostoyefsky. Or Moby Dick.
JP: The Washington Post is the best paper ever. You're only cutting off your own nose there! Especially if you're a NYTimes reader, come on down. The view is sooooo much better.
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First it was Wolfram and Hart, now it's Blackboard. There's not much moral difference, if you ask me. -- Malcha
Grammar is the chocolate in the buttery croissant of life. -- Yellowtractor
Okay, so that was petty. Today, I feel like embracing pettiness. -- Mended Drum
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scheherazade
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« Reply #22 on: September 06, 2008, 09:24:23 PM » |
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1. Never took a foreign language class as an undergrad 2. Never voted for a Republican 3. Have two kids, but never been married (that's right, I'm suburban ghetto)
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You historians disturb me sometimes.
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« Reply #23 on: September 06, 2008, 09:24:55 PM » |
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How can Prairie Home Companion go against rural living?
Argh! I hate Prairie Home Companion. I can comprehend that it's supposed to be funny and somewhat poignant, but it just strikes a bad chord with me. It's like reading Dilbert: too true to be funny because what they think are wild exaggerations are only minor variations on people and situations that I have known. 3. I never wrote a single paper as an undergraduate. Not one.
I wrote papers even in engineering, physics, and chemistry classes. How did you manage to get out of it?
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If you haven't got either the anatomical or metaphorical balls to post your own question on a pseudonymous internet forum, then academia is the wrong job for you.
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john_proctor
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« Reply #24 on: September 06, 2008, 09:25:34 PM » |
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I've never taken a math class.
I've never seen American Idol.
I've never read Tolstoy. Or Dostoyefsky. Or Moby Dick.
JP: The Washington Post is the best paper ever. You're only cutting off your own nose there! Especially if you're a NYTimes reader, come on down. The view is sooooo much better.
I'm with you on Idol. "I know; I know" about the Post (never been in the area). No Tolstoy, Dostoevsky or Moby Dick? Here's more: Never finished a single book by Tolkien. Never seen a Harry Potter movie (or read one of the books).
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wareagle
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« Reply #25 on: September 06, 2008, 09:28:39 PM » |
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3. I never wrote a single paper as an undergraduate. Not one.
Were you supposed to? No. I was in music - we wrote musical compositions or musical analyses, but they weren't papers in the usual sense.
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« Reply #26 on: September 06, 2008, 09:29:28 PM » |
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I've never taken a math class.
I've never seen American Idol.
I've never read Tolstoy. Or Dostoyefsky. Or Moby Dick.
JP: The Washington Post is the best paper ever. You're only cutting off your own nose there! Especially if you're a NYTimes reader, come on down. The view is sooooo much better.
I'm with you on Idol. "I know; I know" about the Post (never been in the area). No Tolstoy, Dostoevsky or Moby Dick? Here's more: Never finished a single book by Tolkien. The only reason I have finished a Tolkien book was that The Hobbit was assigned in middle school so I had to finish the stupid thing. I've never made it past the first chapter of Moby Dick. I've never learned to swim or ride a bicycle.
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If you haven't got either the anatomical or metaphorical balls to post your own question on a pseudonymous internet forum, then academia is the wrong job for you.
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concordancia
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« Reply #27 on: September 06, 2008, 09:30:19 PM » |
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Dostoevsky is actually pretty good. I recommend that you skip the other two.
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I like money. I like to buy stuff and experiences with money.
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octoprof
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« Reply #28 on: September 06, 2008, 09:31:15 PM » |
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I've never learned to swim or ride a bicycle.
My best female friend is the same. It's a mystery to me. I've never taken a math class.
I've never seen American Idol.
I've never read Tolstoy. Or Dostoyefsky. Or Moby Dick.
JP: The Washington Post is the best paper ever. You're only cutting off your own nose there! Especially if you're a NYTimes reader, come on down. The view is sooooo much better.
I'm with you on Idol. "I know; I know" about the Post (never been in the area). No Tolstoy, Dostoevsky or Moby Dick? Here's more: Never finished a single book by Tolkien. Oh, how sad! :o) I have never taken a course in anthropology, archeology, art, or geography.
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Let us consider that we are all partially insane. It will explain us to each other; it will unriddle many riddles; it will make clear and simple many things... Mark Twain It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities. Professor Dumbledore
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« Reply #29 on: September 06, 2008, 09:32:59 PM » |
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JP -- I've got you on Tolkien and Rowling. Not much of an achievement, I suppose. I know Russian lit is a huge hole, but there it is. And I hate long books because when I'm really in to something, I can't put it down, which is bad when it's 4am and you're only half way through.
I once read Eugene Onegin, though. And The Prisoner of Zenda.
Don't worry about not having been in DC. That's what I love about the paper -- it's good with local, but also national, international, and cultural. Solid reporting all the way around.
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First it was Wolfram and Hart, now it's Blackboard. There's not much moral difference, if you ask me. -- Malcha
Grammar is the chocolate in the buttery croissant of life. -- Yellowtractor
Okay, so that was petty. Today, I feel like embracing pettiness. -- Mended Drum
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