I like this part:
Another is live music in the cafeteria. One day might feature a folky guitar duo and the next a jazz quartet. When Mr. Qubein took over as president in 2005, he discovered that students spent an average of 12 minutes in the cafeteria per visit. It was not a "destination point," he says. After the addition of live music and a bevy of flat-screen TV's, the average visit is 34 minutes.
Shouldn't, say, the library and classrooms be a "destination point"? Now kids are partying in the cafeteria when they probably need to be elsewhere.
I'm all for relaxation on campus. But come on, already.