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« Reply #255 on: October 26, 2010, 04:13:38 PM » |
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That scholarly controversy from the 70s and 80s that you love to roll out in front of each class you teach was actually pretty much over by the end of the 80s. You're like that Japanese soldier who hid out for years after the second world war was over.
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__________ Zharkov's Razor: Adapting Zharkov a bit to this situation, ignorance and confusion can explain a lot.
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pocvecem
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Life is too short to spend online.
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« Reply #256 on: October 26, 2010, 07:50:03 PM » |
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There's nothing unprofessional about using the same locker room as the students, but I hear you spend waaaaaaaay too much time in the communal shower.
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Pocvecem is the devil incarnate.
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fancypants
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« Reply #257 on: October 26, 2010, 08:15:14 PM » |
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I really really want to make out with you, French kissing in some dark corner, junior high style. Just, you know, for fun.
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gennimom
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Let's get summer over with! Me want snow!
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« Reply #258 on: October 26, 2010, 10:09:05 PM » |
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3. (unrelated to the first two) You're making $65K? YOU are making 65 THOUSAND dollars a year? What, exactly, do you do? Because I only see you in the break room making coffee, in the hallway drinking coffee, or standing in a colleague's doorway talking to him/her. Seriously. I have never seen you at a computer keyboard or even holding a (work) telephone to your ear. Seriously.
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« Reply #259 on: October 27, 2010, 09:47:58 AM » |
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3. (unrelated to the first two) You're making $65K? YOU are making 65 THOUSAND dollars a year? What, exactly, do you do? Because I only see you in the break room making coffee, in the hallway drinking coffee, or standing in a colleague's doorway talking to him/her. Seriously. I have never seen you at a computer keyboard or even holding a (work) telephone to your ear. Seriously.
That is the average starting salary for an assistant prof in my field. If it is, sounds like someone won't be around to make tenure. It's an administrator who's supposed to be an IT support person for the area (and an IT strategic planning person as well). Isn't that a laugh? And he's been here for four years. And he doesn't know how to re-enable my computer to print to the low-cost, black-and-white laser printer in the division. I've waited for him to help me for 14 days. Tomorrow, which will be day 15, I'm calling the main IT help number, damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead. |
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Luck favors the prepared.
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« Reply #260 on: October 27, 2010, 09:59:58 AM » |
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You are so passive-aggressive. You like the sound of your own voice more than anything else. You have alienated 75% of our staff, and you're working on the other 25%. Good luck with that.
Keep on talkin' about your Ivy-League B.A. We all know that your master's was from Mail Order U.
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Prephd, in all that black, you are like the anti-pink-me. Freewill is a beeyaaatch
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« Reply #261 on: October 27, 2010, 11:55:54 AM » |
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dear Grad Student,
This is a small class. We're all sitting around one table. Please don't pick your nose.
love,
Professor Urs.
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"Love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair."
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oldfullprof
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Representation is not reproduction!
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« Reply #262 on: October 27, 2010, 08:30:38 PM » |
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Everyone on campus knows about your superiority zingers. By the way, you're a mysoginist, in spite of your vaunted non-sexist stances. You zing women more often than men. Your attempts to "mentor" women are transparent, too.
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Someone please tell me to start entering data, rather than screwing off here.
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puckk
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« Reply #263 on: October 27, 2010, 08:34:47 PM » |
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You know who you are, and you have no idea what I could do with you in bed. Maybe shouldn't happen, though. California's too seismic already.
I bet you do have an idea.
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...[Y]our post on this thread is a little creepy.
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« Reply #264 on: October 28, 2010, 08:38:58 AM » |
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You're hotter than hot. Even though you and I both are off-limits, including to each other.
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Luck favors the prepared.
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« Reply #265 on: October 28, 2010, 09:49:25 AM » |
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... that your post on this thread is a little creepy.
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llanfair
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Whither Canada?
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« Reply #266 on: October 30, 2010, 04:22:57 PM » |
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... that your post on this thread is a little creepy.
More than a little. Very creepy, and a bit scuzzy as well. |
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This place stinks like a pair of armoured trousers after the Hundred Years' War.
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« Reply #267 on: October 30, 2010, 04:27:44 PM » |
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Shouldn't that be on the one-offs thread??
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« Reply #268 on: October 30, 2010, 10:39:18 PM » |
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No, I don't have an overactive bladder. I go to the restroom everytime I see you because I can't stand to listen to you drone on and on about how wonderful your pedagogical approaches are. Nor can I stand to hear you ramble on about the lastest book you read about teaching theory. I am thankful you are male and can't follow me into the women's restroom.
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« Reply #269 on: October 30, 2010, 10:44:15 PM » |
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... that I'm still thinking about you.
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Who looks for God in the Bible? That's pretty dumb.
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