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Question: Do you shave or trim "down under" (i.e., genital area)?
I am a woman, and I am clean shaven. - 1 (5.6%)
I am a woman, and I am trimmed. - 3 (16.7%)
I am a woman, and I am not shaven or trimmed. - 7 (38.9%)
I am a man, and I am clean shaven. - 1 (5.6%)
I am a man, and I am trimmed. - 3 (16.7%)
I am a man, and I am not shaven or trimmed. - 3 (16.7%)
Total Voters: 18

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Author Topic: Silky or barbed?  (Read 5023 times)
stratagem_007
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« on: June 10, 2008, 12:25:39 PM »

I was curious, and boredom got the better of me. Hence this poll. And anyway, it seems to be all the craze -- viral advertising campaigns, TV spots, etc. So I just had to ask: are academics silky or barbed?
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pandora
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« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2008, 12:28:15 PM »

Oh my.  Do we really need to go here?  Do the lurking helicopter parents out in the fora really to know this about us?  (I think your terms are hilarious, though)
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wild_rose
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« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2008, 12:28:54 PM »

It's really none of your business! ;-)
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psychdiva
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« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2008, 12:30:39 PM »

Do the lurking helicopter parents out in the fora really to know this about us?

If they knew just how barbed I am, perhaps they wouldn't hover so closely.
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mzunderstanding
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« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2008, 12:31:20 PM »

Do the lurking helicopter parents out in the fora really to know this about us?

If they knew just how barbed I am, perhaps they wouldn't hover so closely.

Excellent response :)
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tenured_feminist
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« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2008, 12:32:52 PM »

What? No option for vagina dentata?
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« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2008, 12:33:15 PM »

Dude, that is exponential TMI.  There are certain things I won't share even using a pseudonym.
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« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2008, 12:35:02 PM »

I remember a thread oh so long long ago where the trim of southern pastures filled page upon page.
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psychdiva
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« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2008, 12:35:19 PM »

No option for vagina dentata?

We want the vagina dentata option! We want the vagina dentata option! *rhythmic sound of fists banging on table*
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scheherazade
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« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2008, 12:37:03 PM »

If I was willing to make you privy to that knowledge, you wouldn't have to ask.
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« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2008, 12:48:06 PM »

Stratagem, do you wax your balls or shave them? Or have you gone all the way and gotten electrolysis?
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scheherazade
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« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2008, 12:49:02 PM »

Stratagem, do you wax your balls or shave them? Or have you gone all the way and gotten electrolysis?

I hope and pray this question isn't answered...
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pandora
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« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2008, 12:57:42 PM »

Ah. . . clearly the best fate for this thread (as in the best strategy for making strategem truly regret posting this topic) is for all the male forumites to sign on and tell us in detail about their "gardening" habits.  Come on boys!  Give it up!  We want all the gory details!
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stratagem_007
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« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2008, 01:02:21 PM »

Ah. . . clearly the best fate for this thread (as in the best strategy for making strategem truly regret posting this topic) is for all the male forumites to sign on and tell us in detail about their "gardening" habits.  Come on boys!  Give it up!  We want all the gory details!

Hey, come on, I just posted this in fun. :)
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« Reply #14 on: June 10, 2008, 01:05:15 PM »

stratagem, come clean (pun intended)!

This is your diss topic, isn't it? 'Academic Undergrowth: negotiating gender and  identity (re)formation in higher education through pubic hair'
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