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« Reply #600 on: October 12, 2009, 09:24:04 PM »
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this is/was the best thread I've ever read.

I need closure on this anecdote!
Reader, she married him.

But who married whom?  And was that really the end of the story...



How about, "Reader, she married her" ...?

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« Reply #601 on: October 13, 2009, 01:06:47 PM »
First she married him, then she married her, then she caught her in bed with him, and somebody ended up getting shot.
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« Reply #602 on: October 13, 2009, 02:22:50 PM »
That's the night that the lights went out in Georgia.
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« Reply #603 on: October 13, 2009, 02:33:33 PM »
Sigh. This was such an entertaining thread. Good times, good times...
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« Reply #604 on: October 13, 2009, 02:40:20 PM »
Well I for one think it is outrageous that I have to buy unripe bananas at the grocery store.  I mean, I know they are trying to get them to me with as much shelf life as possible, but what if I want to eat a banana RIGHT THEN AND THERE?  Outrageous.
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Oseph....you are right and you make sense.

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« Reply #605 on: October 13, 2009, 02:48:17 PM »
Quote from: oseph on October 13, 2009, 02:40:20 PM
Well I for one think it is outrageous that I have to buy unripe bananas at the grocery store.  I mean, I know they are trying to get them to me with as much shelf life as possible, but what if I want to eat a banana RIGHT THEN AND THERE?  Outrageous.
Oh I love unripe bananas.  They must be firm and have green ends on them or I will not eat them.

Pears, now those must be ripe to almost overripe to suit me.

Outrageous: that fortified skim milk (the kind with 45% of your calcium RDA in an 8 ounce glass) is available only in the NYC metropolitan area.  If I ever move from here, my bones will dissolve.
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« Reply #606 on: October 13, 2009, 02:51:05 PM »
OUTRAGEOUS that I can't wear pajama pants, a tank top and flip flops to work just like the students do!
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« Reply #607 on: October 13, 2009, 05:09:50 PM »
Quote from: inthelab on October 13, 2009, 02:48:17 PM
Quote from: oseph on October 13, 2009, 02:40:20 PM
Well I for one think it is outrageous that I have to buy unripe bananas at the grocery store.  I mean, I know they are trying to get them to me with as much shelf life as possible, but what if I want to eat a banana RIGHT THEN AND THERE?  Outrageous.
Oh I love unripe bananas.  They must be firm and have green ends on them or I will not eat them.

Pears, now those must be ripe to almost overripe to suit me.

Yes. Bananas firm and tart. Pears soft and sweet.
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« Reply #608 on: October 13, 2009, 05:16:47 PM »
It is just outrageous that you all do not agree with me about ripe bananas.  OUTRAGEOUS.  Even preposterous.

Actually what is kind of outrageous is Sarkozy's kid wanting to be Le Grande Fromage arguably without the requisite experience.  What would Adjunct Slave make of that?
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Quote from: concerned_parent on December 11, 2008, 11:34:51 AM
Oseph....you are right and you make sense.

Quote from: concerned_parent on December 11, 2008, 11:43:15 AM
For your future comments, I insult very directly.
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