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« Reply #7740 on: August 24, 2009, 10:55:57 AM »

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Every time I see you post, you seem to be attacking someone.  I'm sure it just seems that way, but can you be a little more understanding?  You make me want the "ignore user" function.

We probably don't have the same person/people in mind, but I spent several hours the other day combing the web for (and installing) Greasemonkey scripts and Firefox add-ons that would make this possible from the user end. Sadly, none of them worked, even those that were for the PHP language that SMF is written in.

Can anyone write a Greasemonkey script or a FF add-on that would make this happen? I swear I will learn how to write scripts myself in order to do this -- that's how much I want these people gone from my virtual life.

VP

Alas, even if you could "ignore user," not everyone else will and will probably still quote them.

Some scripts remove quoted text as well. And *anything* would be better than nothing.

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Really? Those computer people sure are smart.

Unrelated: I wish non-academic friends would stop thinking I actually know anything useful about my field - no I can't design your garage for you! It would fall down. You don't want that. But I can solve some differential equations on this here napkin if you like.

Ah, send them to me, I can definitely design a garage, and it won't even fall down!
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« Reply #7741 on: August 24, 2009, 11:13:41 AM »

I'm double posting, but mostly because I am one-offing because this wouldn't actually be a helpful contribution to the thread, but it amuses me to no end:

iphoto is convinced my friend is Russ Feingold and tags all his photos as such.
How in the world did iPhoto get that idea?

Well, he has some photos of Russ Feingold that were manually tagged. And they have some similar facial features. So the facial recognition in iphoto seems to keep identifying my friend as Russ instead of himself. I would hope that iPhoto gets "trained" with more manual correcting and tagging and this problem will eventually go away, but in the meantime, it amuses me.

Well, as friends go, Russ Feingold isn't so bad, really.  ;)
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« Reply #7742 on: August 24, 2009, 11:22:05 AM »

I'm double posting, but mostly because I am one-offing because this wouldn't actually be a helpful contribution to the thread, but it amuses me to no end:

iphoto is convinced my friend is Russ Feingold and tags all his photos as such.
How in the world did iPhoto get that idea?

Well, he has some photos of Russ Feingold that were manually tagged. And they have some similar facial features. So the facial recognition in iphoto seems to keep identifying my friend as Russ instead of himself. I would hope that iPhoto gets "trained" with more manual correcting and tagging and this problem will eventually go away, but in the meantime, it amuses me.

Well, as friends go, Russ Feingold isn't so bad, really.  ;)
Oh not disputing that, I want iPhoto to get me some nifty and powerful friends too!
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« Reply #7743 on: August 24, 2009, 11:35:23 AM »

I wish I were friends with Russ Feingold. I really admire him.

Oh, and since this is the one-off thread, I can't believe I just told another forumite to shut up. Will I get in trouble for a personal attack?
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« Reply #7744 on: August 24, 2009, 11:36:32 AM »

I hope not, MG. You were at least (relatively) nice about it, and constructive with your comment!
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« Reply #7745 on: August 24, 2009, 11:39:51 AM »

I certainly hope not.  Have I told you how much I *heart* you lately.  :)
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« Reply #7746 on: August 24, 2009, 11:42:11 AM »

Unrelated: I wish non-academic friends would stop thinking I actually know anything useful about my field - no I can't design your garage for you! It would fall down. You don't want that. But I can solve some differential equations on this here napkin if you like.

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I'm trying to feel your pain, but I'm having some trouble since I can't stop giggling at your de comment!

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« Reply #7747 on: August 24, 2009, 12:06:11 PM »

Faculty who live in faculty housing are also more likely to sleep with undergrads. And my N=2.
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« Reply #7748 on: August 24, 2009, 12:13:35 PM »

Faculty who live in faculty housing are also more likely to sleep with undergrads. And my N=2.

I believe it.  Sounds like a simple matter of lowered search costs to me.
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« Reply #7749 on: August 24, 2009, 12:14:54 PM »

I wish I were friends with Russ Feingold. I really admire him.

Oh, and since this is the one-off thread, I can't believe I just told another forumite to shut up. Will I get in trouble for a personal attack?

I hope not because you said what I'd been thinking! You're my hero.
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« Reply #7750 on: August 24, 2009, 12:59:42 PM »

unrelated:

Did you seriously just ask a question, quote yourself, and then answer your own question?

Yes. Yes you did. Just checking.
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« Reply #7751 on: August 24, 2009, 01:06:41 PM »

I'm double posting, but mostly because I am one-offing because this wouldn't actually be a helpful contribution to the thread, but it amuses me to no end:

iphoto is convinced my friend is Russ Feingold and tags all his photos as such.
How in the world did iPhoto get that idea?

Well, he has some photos of Russ Feingold that were manually tagged. And they have some similar facial features. So the facial recognition in iphoto seems to keep identifying my friend as Russ instead of himself. I would hope that iPhoto gets "trained" with more manual correcting and tagging and this problem will eventually go away, but in the meantime, it amuses me.

Well, as friends go, Russ Feingold isn't so bad, really.  ;)
Oh not disputing that, I want iPhoto to get me some nifty and powerful friends too!

Hmm. This seems easy enough to do. Step 1: download a bunch of pictures of celebrities off the Internet and import them into iPhoto. Step 2: Tag them, but tag only them. Don't tag any of your friends with their real names. Step 3: Let iPhoto assign closest-match celebrity tags to all your friends. Step 4: profit!
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« Reply #7752 on: August 24, 2009, 01:10:52 PM »

I'm double posting, but mostly because I am one-offing because this wouldn't actually be a helpful contribution to the thread, but it amuses me to no end:

iphoto is convinced my friend is Russ Feingold and tags all his photos as such.
How in the world did iPhoto get that idea?

Well, he has some photos of Russ Feingold that were manually tagged. And they have some similar facial features. So the facial recognition in iphoto seems to keep identifying my friend as Russ instead of himself. I would hope that iPhoto gets "trained" with more manual correcting and tagging and this problem will eventually go away, but in the meantime, it amuses me.

Well, as friends go, Russ Feingold isn't so bad, really.  ;)
Oh not disputing that, I want iPhoto to get me some nifty and powerful friends too!

Hmm. This seems easy enough to do. Step 1: download a bunch of pictures of celebrities off the Internet and import them into iPhoto. Step 2: Tag them, but tag only them. Don't tag any of your friends with their real names. Step 3: Let iPhoto assign closest-match celebrity tags to all your friends. Step 4: profit!

This could either be very insulting or very flattering to one's friends... I think it was myheritage.com that had a program that would tell you what celebrities you resemble if you upload a picture. I believe they told me Carmen Electra and... Lou Diamond Phillips.

I'm still not sure what I think about that.
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« Reply #7753 on: August 24, 2009, 01:22:22 PM »

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I probably shouldn't have, but it was just too frickin' funny not to.
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« Reply #7754 on: August 24, 2009, 01:41:47 PM »

I probably shouldn't have, but it was just too frickin' funny not to.

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