voxprincipalis
Foxaliciously Cinnamon-Scented (and Most Poetic)
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Has potentially infinite removable wallets
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« Reply #30 on: May 26, 2008, 11:27:30 PM » |
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And it was this thread that reminded NOT to post "skooch VP, I want some, too."
Sorry. I really just couldn't help it. You are welcome to share my popcorn! VP |
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If you need me, I'll be hiding under a rock until mid-August. Try not to need me, unless you come bearing Chinese food.
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gaeta
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« Reply #31 on: May 26, 2008, 11:30:35 PM » |
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Crawl back into your cave, troll.
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Vox clamantis in deserto.
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lincolns_ghost
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I make people cry and faint
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« Reply #32 on: May 26, 2008, 11:32:30 PM » |
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Yeah, baby, you're a MAN! ( in all caps yet!)
A MAN troll!
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"I would have fired her 14 pages ago."---anthroid
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« Reply #33 on: May 26, 2008, 11:33:35 PM » |
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Are you one of those people who assume that academics do not work for a living? Because we do. Why do you feel that you have to emphasize that you work for a living?
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« Reply #34 on: May 26, 2008, 11:35:41 PM » |
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Don't comment on the HOF.
Don't think you're above it, you're afraid.
Don't get confused, that's leap post happening.
Just cause people are making popcorn doesn't mean you are entertaining.
I'm glad you have a good job and all, but size does matter.
Stop trying so hard.
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also fills the typical New Yorker reader with a warm feeling of bemused superiority.
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concordancia
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« Reply #35 on: May 26, 2008, 11:39:20 PM » |
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VP, will you hold my hand? Just to keep it off the keyboard for that particular thread!
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I like money. I like to buy stuff and experiences with money.
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voxprincipalis
Foxaliciously Cinnamon-Scented (and Most Poetic)
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« Reply #36 on: May 26, 2008, 11:41:46 PM » |
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VP, will you hold my hand? Just to keep it off the keyboard for that particular thread!
No, I will not. I am feeling evil and so I would much prefer that you posty, posty. I will even throw popcorn kernels in your mouth while you type away. Also, as I said over there, I haven't really got any hands to spare, what with the self-massage and all. :) VP |
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If you need me, I'll be hiding under a rock until mid-August. Try not to need me, unless you come bearing Chinese food.
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expatinuk
Has spent over 1000 pounds but now holds a Brit passport!
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From SC living in UK
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« Reply #37 on: May 26, 2008, 11:43:43 PM » |
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Do you realize that you're not the only person in the world with problems?
This is needs to be repeated.... often. |
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Expatinuk seems to be a Soviet Satellite in stationary orbit over the UK
It is what it is.
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scheherazade
1/3 of the Triumvirate of Evil and the Most Delicious
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Running feminist prostitution rings since 1998
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« Reply #38 on: May 26, 2008, 11:45:18 PM » |
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VP, will you hold my hand? Just to keep it off the keyboard for that particular thread!
No, I will not. I am feeling evil and so I would much prefer that you posty, posty. I will even throw popcorn kernels in your mouth while you type away. Also, as I said over there, I haven't really got any hands to spare, what with the self-massage and all. :) VP This is where The Fiona has the advantage, alas. |
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You historians disturb me sometimes. |
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« Reply #39 on: May 26, 2008, 11:50:40 PM » |
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Your Ph.D advisor made your life a living hell. Your post-doc was a miserable experience. You really hate your current tt-track position. So now you're on the job market again. If you do get another offer, why do I have the feeling that you're not going to be happy there either?
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"When I die, I hope it's in a committee meeting. The transition from life to death will be barely perceptible."
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scheherazade
1/3 of the Triumvirate of Evil and the Most Delicious
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Running feminist prostitution rings since 1998
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« Reply #40 on: May 26, 2008, 11:51:45 PM » |
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Your Ph.D advisor made your life a living hell. Your post-doc was a miserable experience. You really hate your current tt-track position. So now you're on the job market again. If you do get another offer, why do I have the feeling that you're not going to be happy there either?
Variation: Everyone's not out to get you. There's something wrong with you. |
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You historians disturb me sometimes. |
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« Reply #41 on: May 27, 2008, 12:12:54 AM » |
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Yeah, I'm a cruel bully, so bite me.
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Clowns, I tell you. Clowns.
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« Reply #42 on: May 27, 2008, 12:21:00 AM » |
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Your therapist owes you a refund.
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king_ghidorah
Disgruntled and looking for a little gruntle
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Give me three steps, give me three steps, mister.
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« Reply #43 on: May 27, 2008, 12:22:53 AM » |
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're really smart. Now go masturbate and be done with it.
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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling??
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gaeta
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« Reply #44 on: May 27, 2008, 12:23:26 AM » |
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Why don't you use both staples and paper clips? You may double your chances of getting an interview.
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Vox clamantis in deserto.
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