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« Reply #2655 on: February 16, 2009, 06:34:09 PM » |
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I see you've crawled back out of your hole.
Yes, I have. My office is being remodeled so I'm working from home with an unmonitored internet connection. Thank you for noticing. Back off, Bacardiandlime, or I'll be the one stealing your lunch money on this thread! Sciencephd! The big girls are all picking on me! I knew they were mean girls but I didn't know they were also big girls. How big are they ? Not sure I can handle a whole gang of em. You know you love us mean girls. Stop lying. |
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« Reply #2656 on: February 16, 2009, 06:35:02 PM » |
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Everytime I unzip my fly I find proof of evolution.
do you keep a monkey in your pants? Yes, I do, but they stay put. That seems like a waste of a good monkey. Oh no, it's a mutually profitable arrangement. Is it a sockmonkey ? http://www.sockmonkey.com/ Would that be a form of multi-purposing ? |
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I just hate it that I constantly have to like everyone and everything. -- moonstone
O, what a hateful feminist concoction!
Jews, communists, "lesbians", feminists and marihuana addicts --Pyshnov
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« Reply #2657 on: February 16, 2009, 06:36:02 PM » |
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I see you've crawled back out of your hole.
Yes, I have. My office is being remodeled so I'm working from home with an unmonitored internet connection. Thank you for noticing. Back off, Bacardiandlime, or I'll be the one stealing your lunch money on this thread! Sciencephd! The big girls are all picking on me! I knew they were mean girls but I didn't know they were also big girls. How big are they ? Not sure I can handle a whole gang of em. You know you love us mean girls. Stop lying. That's right. Say it or we'll be forced to take steps. |
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You can never know everything, and part of what you do know will always be wrong. Perhaps even the most important part. A portion of wisdom lies in knowing this. A portion of courage lies in going on anyway.
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« Reply #2658 on: February 16, 2009, 06:36:16 PM » |
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Everytime I unzip my fly I find proof of evolution.
do you keep a monkey in your pants? Yes, I do, but they stay put. That seems like a waste of a good monkey. Oh no, it's a mutually profitable arrangement. Is it any wonder that entire school systems are opposed to teaching evolution in the schools? A monkey down your pants must violate at least half a dozen commandments in any number of religions. |
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« Reply #2659 on: February 16, 2009, 06:36:34 PM » |
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I see you've crawled back out of your hole.
Yes, I have. My office is being remodeled so I'm working from home with an unmonitored internet connection. Thank you for noticing. Back off, Bacardiandlime, or I'll be the one stealing your lunch money on this thread! Sciencephd! The big girls are all picking on me! I knew they were mean girls but I didn't know they were also big girls. How big are they ? Not sure I can handle a whole gang of em. You know you love us mean girls. Stop lying. Depends what you have in mind. |
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I just hate it that I constantly have to like everyone and everything. -- moonstone
O, what a hateful feminist concoction!
Jews, communists, "lesbians", feminists and marihuana addicts --Pyshnov
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« Reply #2660 on: February 16, 2009, 06:37:51 PM » |
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Everytime I unzip my fly I find proof of evolution.
do you keep a monkey in your pants? Yes, I do, but they stay put. That seems like a waste of a good monkey. Oh no, it's a mutually profitable arrangement. Then "stay put" does not mean in this context what I inferred it meant (i.e., zero movement). Everytime I unzip my fly I find proof of evolution.
do you keep a monkey in your pants? Yes, I do, but they stay put. That seems like a waste of a good monkey. Oh no, it's a mutually profitable arrangement. Then "stay put" does not mean in this context what I inferred it meant (i.e., zero movement). Staying put and staying still are entirely different. I also stay put, but I don't stay still. |
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"My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music." Vladimir Nabokov
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« Reply #2661 on: February 16, 2009, 06:39:04 PM » |
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I see you've crawled back out of your hole.
Yes, I have. My office is being remodeled so I'm working from home with an unmonitored internet connection. Thank you for noticing. Back off, Bacardiandlime, or I'll be the one stealing your lunch money on this thread! Sciencephd! The big girls are all picking on me! I knew they were mean girls but I didn't know they were also big girls. How big are they ? Not sure I can handle a whole gang of em. You know you love us mean girls. Stop lying. Depends what you have in mind. Let's get out of here while polly is busy looking into neutralname's pants. |
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YOU ARE NASTY
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« Reply #2662 on: February 16, 2009, 06:41:47 PM » |
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I see you've crawled back out of your hole.
Yes, I have. My office is being remodeled so I'm working from home with an unmonitored internet connection. Thank you for noticing. Back off, Bacardiandlime, or I'll be the one stealing your lunch money on this thread! Sciencephd! The big girls are all picking on me! I knew they were mean girls but I didn't know they were also big girls. How big are they ? Not sure I can handle a whole gang of em. You know you love us mean girls. Stop lying. Depends what you have in mind. Let's get out of here while polly is busy looking into neutralname's pants. I just can't pull myself off the scene right now. |
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I just hate it that I constantly have to like everyone and everything. -- moonstone
O, what a hateful feminist concoction!
Jews, communists, "lesbians", feminists and marihuana addicts --Pyshnov
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« Reply #2663 on: February 16, 2009, 06:43:23 PM » |
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I see you've crawled back out of your hole.
Yes, I have. My office is being remodeled so I'm working from home with an unmonitored internet connection. Thank you for noticing. Back off, Bacardiandlime, or I'll be the one stealing your lunch money on this thread! Sciencephd! The big girls are all picking on me! I knew they were mean girls but I didn't know they were also big girls. How big are they ? Not sure I can handle a whole gang of em. You know you love us mean girls. Stop lying. Depends what you have in mind. Let's get out of here while polly is busy looking into neutralname's pants. I just can't pull myself off the scene right now. That sock monkey that stays put, but does move around, should arouse a lot of interest. |
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You can never know everything, and part of what you do know will always be wrong. Perhaps even the most important part. A portion of wisdom lies in knowing this. A portion of courage lies in going on anyway.
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« Reply #2664 on: February 16, 2009, 06:44:38 PM » |
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I see you've crawled back out of your hole.
Yes, I have. My office is being remodeled so I'm working from home with an unmonitored internet connection. Thank you for noticing. Back off, Bacardiandlime, or I'll be the one stealing your lunch money on this thread! Sciencephd! The big girls are all picking on me! I knew they were mean girls but I didn't know they were also big girls. How big are they ? Not sure I can handle a whole gang of em. You know you love us mean girls. Stop lying. Depends what you have in mind. Let's get out of here while polly is busy looking into neutralname's pants. I just can't pull myself off the scene right now. I'll bet The_Scene is loving it, too. And, Polly, you know you mean girls love being lied to. Don't deny it, you naughty thing, you! ;-þ |
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« Reply #2665 on: February 16, 2009, 06:47:53 PM » |
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I see you've crawled back out of your hole.
Yes, I have. My office is being remodeled so I'm working from home with an unmonitored internet connection. Thank you for noticing. Back off, Bacardiandlime, or I'll be the one stealing your lunch money on this thread! Sciencephd! The big girls are all picking on me! I knew they were mean girls but I didn't know they were also big girls. How big are they ? Not sure I can handle a whole gang of em. You know you love us mean girls. Stop lying. Depends what you have in mind. Let's get out of here while polly is busy looking into neutralname's pants. I just can't pull myself off the scene right now. That sock monkey that stays put, but does move around, should arouse a lot of interest. It may at first, but it is bound to lead to disappointment sooner or later. |
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I just hate it that I constantly have to like everyone and everything. -- moonstone
O, what a hateful feminist concoction!
Jews, communists, "lesbians", feminists and marihuana addicts --Pyshnov
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« Reply #2666 on: February 16, 2009, 06:48:33 PM » |
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I see you've crawled back out of your hole.
Yes, I have. My office is being remodeled so I'm working from home with an unmonitored internet connection. Thank you for noticing. Back off, Bacardiandlime, or I'll be the one stealing your lunch money on this thread! Sciencephd! The big girls are all picking on me! I knew they were mean girls but I didn't know they were also big girls. How big are they ? Not sure I can handle a whole gang of em. You know you love us mean girls. Stop lying. Depends what you have in mind. Let's get out of here while polly is busy looking into neutralname's pants. I just can't pull myself off the scene right now. I'll bet The_Scene is loving it, too. And, Polly, you know you mean girls love being lied to. Don't deny it, you naughty thing, you! ;-þ I do deny it! I do! The proper forms must be observed in the ritual. You lie, I object, you confront me, and I deny. Now who's going to help complete the next part before Sciencephd finished whatever he's doing and regains focus on the issue at hand? |
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You can never know everything, and part of what you do know will always be wrong. Perhaps even the most important part. A portion of wisdom lies in knowing this. A portion of courage lies in going on anyway.
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« Reply #2667 on: February 16, 2009, 07:35:09 PM » |
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See, this is what confuses me:
If I post "you're composing your posts in English," well, that would be banal.
But if I post "you're a f***ing idiot moron," I could get warned by the moderators.
Go figure.
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"Look upon me! I'll show you the 'life of the mind.'"
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« Reply #2668 on: February 16, 2009, 07:38:29 PM » |
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See, this is what confuses me:
If I post "you're composing your posts in English," well, that would be banal.
But if I post "you're a f***ing idiot moron," I could get warned by the moderators.
Go figure.
I think it's the redundancy of using both idiot and moron that trips the sensor. |
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You can never know everything, and part of what you do know will always be wrong. Perhaps even the most important part. A portion of wisdom lies in knowing this. A portion of courage lies in going on anyway.
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« Reply #2669 on: February 16, 2009, 08:36:14 PM » |
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See, this is what confuses me:
If I post "you're composing your posts in English," well, that would be banal.
But if I post "you're a f***ing idiot moron," I could get warned by the moderators.
Go figure.
I think it's the redundancy of using both idiot and moron that trips the sensor. Specifically those two words or any double noun combination? Just call it poetry and then you don't have to abide by any rules of grammar. |
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