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« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2008, 12:15:51 PM » |
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Q: What did I find when I was told to have my head examined?
A: I can't believe all you eat is Kraft Macaroni and Ramen soup.
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"Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. This is easy. All you have to do is tell them that they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for a lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in every country." Hermann Goering
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poll_grad
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But why is the rum gone?!
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« Reply #16 on: April 01, 2008, 01:09:17 PM » |
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Q: What is it you find so difficult to grasp about grad student life?
A: We need to go out for a few drinks and share our little secrets.
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Grad school is just another institution for the insane.
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« Reply #17 on: April 01, 2008, 01:34:52 PM » |
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Q: What's your sign?
A: Raccoons
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dapperpoet
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« Reply #18 on: April 01, 2008, 02:25:12 PM » |
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Q: Who Likes to Wash Their Food Before They Eat It?
A: Who Likes to Wash Their Food Before They Eat It?
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"Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. This is easy. All you have to do is tell them that they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for a lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in every country." Hermann Goering
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« Reply #19 on: April 01, 2008, 02:32:51 PM » |
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Q: I don't get the text-messaging these millennials use... what does WLTWTFBTEI stand for?
A: No one could think of anything half as sweet or nearly so ridiculous.
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I am not surprised that you are confused ... [t]hat confusion may well be chronic if not congenital. |
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« Reply #20 on: April 01, 2008, 02:38:56 PM » |
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This was originally to dapperpoet's post, but maybe it works here:
Q. What is the Jeopardy! response to the clue "This documentary film saved billions of people from the condition known as 'dirt-in-the-teeth'"?
A. Blue, rhinoceros, triangle.
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« Reply #21 on: April 01, 2008, 02:40:07 PM » |
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Regular_Joe, you leapfrogged my response to: A: No one could think of anything half as sweet or nearly so ridiculous.
!! Q: Why did we just endow a chair of corn syrup studies? A: A cold day in Texas. |
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In foris veritas.
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« Reply #22 on: April 01, 2008, 02:42:00 PM » |
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Actually, hvernon wedged in while I was writing my response.
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« Reply #23 on: April 01, 2008, 02:42:33 PM » |
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But not to hijack: carry on...
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fortepiano
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« Reply #24 on: April 01, 2008, 03:05:36 PM » |
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Continuing from svenc:
Q. What natural occurrence will coincide with George W. Bush's nomination to the Supreme Court?
A. My brown shoes.
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« Reply #25 on: April 01, 2008, 03:42:02 PM » |
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Q. What did you leave behind in my garbage disposal the other night?
A. On Tuesdays, but recycling is every second Wednesday.
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"Eating at the Italian restaurant was a mistake." - student explaining how food poisoning was contracted while on fieldwork in Orissa.
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« Reply #26 on: April 01, 2008, 05:10:54 PM » |
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Q: When's the best day to "file" a set of student papers you don't want to grade.
A: You can only put three fingers in a bowling ball.
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"Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. This is easy. All you have to do is tell them that they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for a lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in every country." Hermann Goering
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« Reply #27 on: April 01, 2008, 07:20:45 PM » |
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Q: What feeling do I get when looking at lovely coeds in spring clothes?
A: The little monkey wearing a hat.
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The secret of teaching is to appear to have known all your life what you learned this afternoon.
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geonerd
Creator of the award for heroic avoidance of dangling prepositions AND a
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Do not take the bait
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« Reply #28 on: April 01, 2008, 07:27:45 PM » |
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Q: Who is the new director of Human Resources?
A: A bitter drama queen with a head-cold.
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"Is this the water?"
"Yes."
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« Reply #29 on: April 01, 2008, 07:44:47 PM » |
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Q. Who is Ann Coulter?
A. A herd of angry Dachshunds.
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Customer Service Motto:
We're not happy until you're not happy.
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