|
the_honey_badger
|
 |
« Reply #75 on: April 12, 2008, 08:15:48 AM » |
|
Are you one of the contestants on Top Chef?
I am that guy who sells Kaboom!(tm). OK, then! Now that that is cleared up...a couple of tips for you: get away from the guy that sells "Just for Men" because, dude, that solid brown hair and beard combo has the density of a black hole. Some highlights, a grey hair or two or three, something. That stuff just sucks in all available light and doesn't look *younger* it looks *dyed* Also, voice modulation: look into it. The shouting monotone is very off putting. |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
_____________________________________
"Honey badger don't care."
|
|
|
galactic_hedgehog
Procrastinating, Python-quoting, Blue Blazer-drinking, chocolate-chip cookie-eating, Pastafarian, Not So
Distinguished Senior Member
Posts: 18,564
Mind Ninja
|
|
« Reply #76 on: April 12, 2008, 04:16:32 PM » |
|
OTOH, if they're ever looking to replace Jim Cramer...
|
|
|
|
« Last Edit: April 12, 2008, 04:16:39 PM by galactic_hedgehog »
|
Logged
|
Your professors were probably afraid of your galactic genius and did everything they could (behind the scenes) to thwart your hedginess. Hedgie loves to read. |
|
|
|
polly_mer
|
|
« Reply #77 on: April 12, 2008, 04:58:40 PM » |
|
Are you one of the contestants on Top Chef?
I am that guy who sells Kaboom!(tm). OK, then! Now that that is cleared up...a couple of tips for you: get away from the guy that sells "Just for Men" because, dude, that solid brown hair and beard combo has the density of a black hole. Some highlights, a grey hair or two or three, something. That stuff just sucks in all available light and doesn't look *younger* it looks *dyed* Also, voice modulation: look into it. The shouting monotone is very off putting. I rather like the the Kaboom! guy. He's is a great successor to Ron Popeil. However, nothing will ever top the Pocket Fisherman as the best gadget ever. |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
If you haven't got either the anatomical or metaphorical balls to post your own question on a pseudonymous internet forum, then academia is the wrong job for you.
|
|
|
dr_stones
We broke a six-pack in the store to get just one
Distinguished Senior Member
Posts: 5,445
пошлите законоведами пушки и деньг
|
|
« Reply #78 on: April 12, 2008, 05:26:05 PM » |
|
Are you one of the contestants on Top Chef?
I am that guy who sells Kaboom!(tm). OK, then! Now that that is cleared up...a couple of tips for you: get away from the guy that sells "Just for Men" because, dude, that solid brown hair and beard combo has the density of a black hole. Some highlights, a grey hair or two or three, something. That stuff just sucks in all available light and doesn't look *younger* it looks *dyed* Also, voice modulation: look into it. The shouting monotone is very off putting. I rather like the the Kaboom! guy. He's is a great successor to Ron Popeil. However, nothing will ever top the Pocket Fisherman as the best gadget ever. LOL I still remember the intro to the pocket fisherman ads .... "WANT TO MAKE A BOY HAPPY???" |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
"History does not repeat itself, but it does rhyme." Samuel "Steroid Free" Clemens
|
|
|
|
the_honey_badger
|
|
« Reply #79 on: April 12, 2008, 05:27:50 PM » |
|
Are you one of the contestants on Top Chef?
I am that guy who sells Kaboom!(tm). OK, then! Now that that is cleared up...a couple of tips for you: get away from the guy that sells "Just for Men" because, dude, that solid brown hair and beard combo has the density of a black hole. Some highlights, a grey hair or two or three, something. That stuff just sucks in all available light and doesn't look *younger* it looks *dyed* Also, voice modulation: look into it. The shouting monotone is very off putting. I rather like the the Kaboom! guy. He's is a great successor to Ron Popeil. However, nothing will ever top the Pocket Fisherman as the best gadget ever. I beg to differ: "The Bass-o-matic!" |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
_____________________________________
"Honey badger don't care."
|
|
|
dr_stones
We broke a six-pack in the store to get just one
Distinguished Senior Member
Posts: 5,445
пошлите законоведами пушки и деньг
|
|
« Reply #80 on: April 12, 2008, 05:42:52 PM » |
|
Are you one of the contestants on Top Chef?
I am that guy who sells Kaboom!(tm). OK, then! Now that that is cleared up...a couple of tips for you: get away from the guy that sells "Just for Men" because, dude, that solid brown hair and beard combo has the density of a black hole. Some highlights, a grey hair or two or three, something. That stuff just sucks in all available light and doesn't look *younger* it looks *dyed* Also, voice modulation: look into it. The shouting monotone is very off putting. I rather like the the Kaboom! guy. He's is a great successor to Ron Popeil. However, nothing will ever top the Pocket Fisherman as the best gadget ever. I beg to differ: "The Bass-o-matic!" If only it had been real ... and the Bag'O'Glass. |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
"History does not repeat itself, but it does rhyme." Samuel "Steroid Free" Clemens
|
|
|
|
the_honey_badger
|
|
« Reply #81 on: April 12, 2008, 07:54:32 PM » |
|
Are you one of the contestants on Top Chef?
I am that guy who sells Kaboom!(tm). OK, then! Now that that is cleared up...a couple of tips for you: get away from the guy that sells "Just for Men" because, dude, that solid brown hair and beard combo has the density of a black hole. Some highlights, a grey hair or two or three, something. That stuff just sucks in all available light and doesn't look *younger* it looks *dyed* Also, voice modulation: look into it. The shouting monotone is very off putting. I rather like the the Kaboom! guy. He's is a great successor to Ron Popeil. However, nothing will ever top the Pocket Fisherman as the best gadget ever. I beg to differ: "The Bass-o-matic!" If only it had been real ... and the Bag'O'Glass. Ah, yes. My husband has always been entertained by the 1980s commercial for the "love toliet" (during the Victoria Jackson years). Me? "Happy Fun Ball!" ("do not taunt Happy Fun Ball!") |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
_____________________________________
"Honey badger don't care."
|
|
|
afacultymember
Junior member
Posts: 52
|
|
« Reply #82 on: April 12, 2008, 09:24:44 PM » |
|
I always intend to do work, but find I cannot cope with the cramped environment nor the noise. So I usually wind up watching movies and television on my iPod.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
Poll
