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madam_ovary
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« on: March 10, 2008, 05:36:07 PM »

I am a sock puppet.
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sockpuppet
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« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2008, 05:37:34 PM »

I am a sock puppet.

No you're not.  I'm the sock puppet. 
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pocksuppet
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« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2008, 05:43:24 PM »

Not me.  I'm real.
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« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2008, 05:45:48 PM »

I would call you all poseurs, but for obvious reasons I'll have to stick with poser. Pardon my linguistic imperialism.
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sockgumbee
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« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2008, 10:11:38 PM »

I like socks, but alas I'm only a gumbee soon to be known as Sockie G.

what about meatpuppets?
what about puppers?
what about socks for puppets?
what about puppets in socks?
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« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2008, 10:17:42 PM »

Are we seeing the emergence of a new species of fora fauna?  Are sockpuppets in the same genus as minions? 
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madam_ovary
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« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2008, 10:19:05 PM »

No, sock puppets are creations. Minions are merely serfs.

Like minions, however, sock puppets are currently lacking in respect, as can be discerned from the buffoonishness on this thread so far.

Sock puppets, shape up!

You may be artificial, but you oughta have some brains!
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danny_boy
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« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2008, 10:22:16 PM »

It seems likely that sockpuppets are parasitic -- at least in terms of intelligence.
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swtrixie
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« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2008, 10:24:50 PM »

No...minions do not lack respect, self or otherwise. We are a noble group. I cannot speak for sockpuppets. Minions are not allowed to talk about sockpuppets.
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squiddude
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« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2008, 10:29:21 PM »

I was not.

But now I am.

Sockpuppet.
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swtrixie
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« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2008, 10:30:11 PM »

I was not.

But now I am.

Sockpuppet.

I'm telling
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« Reply #11 on: March 10, 2008, 11:00:57 PM »

I used to be a sock puppet. Now I'm a Real Boy.
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« Reply #12 on: March 10, 2008, 11:39:53 PM »

My sock puppet was banned.
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danny_boy
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« Reply #13 on: March 11, 2008, 07:56:57 AM »

We're ALL sockpuppets!
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