PHD Quest

I hope you don't mind, a friend sent this to me and I thought it was both relevant and funny.

Lord of the Rings: an allegory of the PhD?

The story starts with Frodo: a young hobbit, quite bright, a bit
dissatisfied with what he's learnt so far and with his mates back home
who just seem to want to get jobs and settle down and drink beer. He's
also very much in awe of his tutor and mentor, the very senior professor
Gandalf, so when Gandalf suggests he take on a short project for him
(carrying the Ring to Rivendell), he agrees.

Frodo very quickly encounters the shadowy forces of fear and despair
which will haunt the rest of his journey and leave permanent scars on
his psyche, but he also makes some useful friends. In particular, he
spends an evening down the pub with Aragorn, who has been wandering the
world for many years as Gandalf's postdoc and becomes his adviser when
Gandalf isn't around.

After Frodo has completed his first project, Gandalf (along with head
of department Elrond) proposes that the work should be extended. He
assembles a large research group, including visiting students Gimli and
Legolas, the foreign postdoc Boromir, and several of Frodo's own friends
from his undergraduate days. Frodo agrees to tackle this larger project,
though he has mixed feelings about it. ("'I will take the Ring', he
said, 'although I do not know the way.'")

Very rapidly, things go wrong. First, Gandalf disappears and has no
more interaction with Frodo until everything is over. (Frodo assumes his
supervisor is dead: in fact, he's simply found a more interesting topic
and is working on that instead.) At his first international conference
in Lorien, Frodo is cross-questioned terrifyingly by Galadriel, and
betrayed by Boromir, who is anxious to get the credit for the work
himself. Frodo cuts himself off from the rest of his team: from now on,
he will only discuss his work with Sam, an old friend who doesn't really
understand what it's all about, but in any case is prepared to give
Frodo credit for being rather cleverer than he is. Then he sets out
towards Mordor.

The last and darkest period of Frodo's journey clearly represents the
writing-up stage, as he struggles towards Mount Doom (submission),
finding his burden growing heavier and heavier yet more and more a part
of himself; more and more terrified of failure; plagued by the figure of
Gollum, the student who carried the Ring before him but never wrote up
and still hangs around as a burnt-out, jealous shadow; talking less and
less even to Sam. When he submits the Ring to the fire, it is in
desperate confusion rather than with confidence, and for a while the
world seems empty.

Eventually it is over: the Ring is gone, everyone congratulates him,
and for a few days he can convince himself that his troubles are over.
But there is one more obstacle to overcome: months later, back in the
Shire, he must confront the external examiner Saruman, an old enemy of
Gandalf, who seeks to humiliate and destroy his rival's protege. With
the help of his friends and colleagues, Frodo passes through this
ordeal, but discovers at the end that victory has no value left for him.
While his friends return to settling down and finding jobs and starting
families, Frodo remains in limbo; finally, along with Gandalf, Elrond
and many others, he joins the brain drain across the Western ocean to
the new land beyond.

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