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wild_rose
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« Reply #60 on: March 10, 2008, 12:28:14 AM »

If you had a TA, you wouldn't have to grad them yourself.
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"[M]y toast just landed jelly side up so I think that bodes well for averting world-ending disasters.  I have faith in bread although the toasted aspect may mean you're going to have withstand some heat for a brief time and some aloe jelly will come in handy." --Notaprof, the Great Seer
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« Reply #61 on: March 10, 2008, 12:35:00 AM »

If we could all be wherever Wild Rose is, then we could send stronger positive vibes her way (and share her french toast!) 

If I were with Wild Rose, then I would bring along some of my organic peanut butter to put on the French toast. (Yes, with maple syrup!)
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« Reply #62 on: March 10, 2008, 12:54:44 AM »

If everyone were here, they would not have to shovel snow.
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« Reply #63 on: March 10, 2008, 09:50:11 AM »

If everyone had shown up at the house last night, we would be having a French toast party right now.
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« Reply #64 on: March 10, 2008, 10:28:00 AM »

If I were at a french toast party, then I wouldn't be getting this grading finished.
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« Reply #65 on: March 10, 2008, 10:29:50 AM »

If my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a trolley car.
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wild_rose
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« Reply #66 on: March 10, 2008, 10:38:12 AM »

If I were at a french toast party, then I wouldn't be getting this grading finished.

If you were at a french toast party, grading would be the last thing on your mind.
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« Reply #67 on: March 10, 2008, 11:20:53 AM »

If you pull your head out, then you'll be able to breathe AND learn. 
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« Reply #68 on: March 10, 2008, 11:24:32 AM »

If I hadn't discovered the free-association thread, then I'd be getting more work done.

If I were getting more work done, I'd not have as many postings on CHE and as many stars yet.
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wild_rose
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« Reply #69 on: March 10, 2008, 11:48:44 AM »

If I would just get off this board, I could take a shower, then make some french toast.
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"[M]y toast just landed jelly side up so I think that bodes well for averting world-ending disasters.  I have faith in bread although the toasted aspect may mean you're going to have withstand some heat for a brief time and some aloe jelly will come in handy." --Notaprof, the Great Seer
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