sequoia_sun
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« on: March 06, 2008, 09:44:39 PM » |
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If I really thought you cared, then I wouldn't need a battery-operated appliance.
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wild_rose
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The thrill of modern postism!
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« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2008, 09:46:32 PM » |
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If you really had done the reading ahead of time, then you wouldn't be failing the reading quizzes.
If you really did like whipped cream, then it would be on more than your latte.
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« Last Edit: March 06, 2008, 09:46:52 PM by wild_rose »
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"[M]y toast just landed jelly side up so I think that bodes well for averting world-ending disasters. I have faith in bread although the toasted aspect may mean you're going to have withstand some heat for a brief time and some aloe jelly will come in handy." --Notaprof, the Great Seer
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sequoia_sun
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« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2008, 09:49:36 PM » |
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If you really liked the latte, then you would use the whipped cream on other things.
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wild_rose
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« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2008, 09:50:35 PM » |
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If I had the other things, then I wouldn't need the latte.
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"[M]y toast just landed jelly side up so I think that bodes well for averting world-ending disasters. I have faith in bread although the toasted aspect may mean you're going to have withstand some heat for a brief time and some aloe jelly will come in handy." --Notaprof, the Great Seer
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iomhaigh
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« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2008, 09:52:29 PM » |
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If there were any neurons firing in your brain, then I wouldn't be giving you this look.
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I am the very model of a modern major general.
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flyguy
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« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2008, 10:04:26 PM » |
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"If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the aftershave."
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"I don't accessorize. I'm Howard Moon. There's a simple truth to me." Howard Moon
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sikora
Looking for something, but forgot what it was.
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Arrggh! WTF??
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« Reply #6 on: March 06, 2008, 10:11:41 PM » |
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If I could really trust you, I wouldn't need the dog.
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Stop plate tectonics!
and while we're at it ...
Free kittens!
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Free the bound morpheme!
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wild_rose
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« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2008, 10:18:35 PM » |
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If you would buy pants in the right size, then I wouldn't have to look at your buttcrack.
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"[M]y toast just landed jelly side up so I think that bodes well for averting world-ending disasters. I have faith in bread although the toasted aspect may mean you're going to have withstand some heat for a brief time and some aloe jelly will come in handy." --Notaprof, the Great Seer
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sequoia_sun
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« Reply #8 on: March 06, 2008, 10:26:04 PM » |
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If we didn't have buttcracks to look at, then what on earth would we do with ourselves? |
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iomhaigh
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« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2008, 10:29:56 PM » |
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If you would just ask the question, then I could answer you and we could dispense with this elaborate charade.
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gennimom
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Let's get summer over with! Me want snow!
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« Reply #10 on: March 06, 2008, 10:32:40 PM » |
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If you would buy pants that go to your waist, I wouldn't have to look at your whale-tail.
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...only after reading gm's post, my new mantra is "always listen to gennimom".
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sequoia_sun
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« Reply #11 on: March 06, 2008, 10:33:17 PM » |
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If I could ask you the question, then how would we have all this fun?
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geonerd
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« Reply #12 on: March 06, 2008, 10:44:57 PM » |
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If I didn't mean for this to be on the test then I wouldn't be standing up here discussing it for an hour.
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sequoia_sun
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« Reply #13 on: March 06, 2008, 10:53:25 PM » |
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If you were standing up there for an hour discussing it, then why would you bother putting it on the test? |
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geonerd
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« Reply #14 on: March 06, 2008, 10:58:10 PM » |
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If you were standing up there for an hour discussing it, then why would you bother putting it on the test? If I had known how hysterical that was going to be, then I wouldn't have taken a big gulp of tea as I started reading it. |
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