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malcha
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« Reply #165 on: November 20, 2009, 04:03:36 PM »

Tree full of starlings
On a long week's last work day
Then lots of nougat.
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marigolds
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i had fun once and it was awful


« Reply #166 on: November 20, 2009, 04:10:35 PM »

Happy hour awaits
With your potations of joy
Wash away this week.
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"You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors."
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« Reply #167 on: November 20, 2009, 07:15:27 PM »

Tis Friday you say
Creeping Thanksgiving Va-cay
It started today
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« Reply #168 on: November 20, 2009, 08:42:12 PM »

Turkey and yammies
Feast of Puritans awaits
Followed by Pepto
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« Reply #169 on: November 20, 2009, 08:45:58 PM »

Bright, shiny and new
A life dissertation-free
Scampster's on a roll.
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« Reply #170 on: November 20, 2009, 08:52:18 PM »

(I know, bad form double-posting...)

I hate this model.
The input formats are strange.
Will it take Klingon?
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« Reply #171 on: November 20, 2009, 08:54:55 PM »

Eebo portales
Ruba cana dozhitma
Apparently so
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« Reply #172 on: November 20, 2009, 10:52:21 PM »

Costume drama night.
Two young ladies, four suitors.
Whom will they marry?
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« Reply #173 on: November 27, 2009, 03:11:40 PM »


It is Black Friday
Christmas shoppers go crazy
Us Jews stay at home
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In the midst of the word he was trying to say,
In the midst of his laughter and glee,
He had softly and suddenly vanished away -- -
For the Snark was a Boojum, you see.
                                                  Lewis Carroll
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« Reply #174 on: January 22, 2010, 06:04:25 PM »

Long time no posts here.
Is Friday no longer suited?
I don't believe that.

Classes start anew,
Yet Winter drones on.  A start
and middle.  No end?
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Unfortunately, I think conjugate gives good advice.
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« Reply #175 on: January 22, 2010, 06:09:12 PM »

My students are great
Or so it seems in week two
Yes, no, time tells all.
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« Reply #176 on: January 22, 2010, 08:32:56 PM »

Just gave oral quals.
This integral is real tough.
Integrate by parts?
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« Reply #177 on: January 22, 2010, 09:18:26 PM »

Semester begun
Campus looks clean under snow
But students spread germs
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« Reply #178 on: January 22, 2010, 10:20:58 PM »


Mousewoman is back
Mouselet is too excited
will not fall asleep
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In the midst of the word he was trying to say,
In the midst of his laughter and glee,
He had softly and suddenly vanished away -- -
For the Snark was a Boojum, you see.
                                                  Lewis Carroll
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« Reply #179 on: January 22, 2010, 10:45:22 PM »

Student has pinkeye.
He wants to hand in homework.
Medical excuse?
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"I tried to walk into a Target, but I missed. I think the entrance to Target should have people splattered all around" - Mitch Hedberg
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