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not_a_gradstudent1
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« Reply #45 on: March 17, 2008, 02:00:13 PM »

Don't come meet with me
At 10:51 - class starts
nine minutes later!
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king_ghidorah
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Give me three steps, give me three steps, mister.


« Reply #46 on: March 17, 2008, 11:51:13 PM »

It is not Friday.
Yet still the scops of Haiku
Keep the beat alive.
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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling??
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« Reply #47 on: March 21, 2008, 01:10:03 PM »

"Party" is a noun,
Not a verb--but on Friday,
I don't really care.
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gaeta
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« Reply #48 on: March 21, 2008, 02:31:08 PM »

Tournament hoops time,
combined with one week of break.
Vegging on the couch.
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Vox clamantis in deserto.
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« Reply #49 on: March 21, 2008, 02:35:32 PM »

Spring break snows pile up
Cold winds shake the office door
I really need sun
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conjugate
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Tends to have warped sense of humor


« Reply #50 on: March 21, 2008, 05:04:56 PM »

Friday: Spring Break's here
A week to rest?  Not likely!
Too many problems.
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Unfortunately, I think conjugate gives good advice.
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« Reply #51 on: March 21, 2008, 05:29:13 PM »

School is closed today.
It's Good Friday, Narouz, and
Purim: take your pick.
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king_ghidorah
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Give me three steps, give me three steps, mister.


« Reply #52 on: March 21, 2008, 10:47:27 PM »

Lords of chaos rise!
This weekend I sacrifice
To blood-stained idols.
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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling??
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« Reply #53 on: March 22, 2008, 08:16:41 PM »

Kid, you're a moron
But I won't say that to you,
'cause I need a job.
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not_a_gradstudent1
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« Reply #54 on: March 22, 2008, 10:00:12 PM »

Midwestern students
laugh at my East Coast accent.
They should get out more.

Seven-hour meeting --
on a Saturday, no less.
Not a good idea.

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« Reply #55 on: March 25, 2008, 07:35:06 PM »

Where is my weekend?
I am freaking exhausted
Did Spring Break happen?
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like Bunnicula, only with books


« Reply #56 on: March 26, 2008, 03:44:00 PM »

Not yet Friday
Working on tedious slides
How I long to sleep in
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I came. I saw. I cited.
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« Reply #57 on: April 15, 2008, 12:13:38 PM »

The student did cry
Justly accused of a lie
I don't feel bad, though
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« Reply #58 on: April 15, 2008, 12:33:49 PM »

I should be grading
Am distracted by romance
A tryst this Friday.
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« Reply #59 on: April 15, 2008, 12:38:13 PM »

The joy of the sun
pours into my soul's window
I sigh and grade more
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