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pollinate
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« Reply #420 on: January 13, 2012, 01:25:09 PM »

Start 2012 right
Big assignment due next week
No one dropped the class
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While "against stupidity, even the gods themselves contend in vain" may be true,
it is not reason for us to just give up and let the stupid run this world.
biomancer
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« Reply #421 on: January 13, 2012, 06:07:31 PM »

The first week is done!
Good bunch of students this term -
should be a fun class.



Wind blows the snow
across the streets of my town
Glad I'm not driving.
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Clueless people can be dangerous. The acidic environment they can spread often needs to be neutralized, and humor is basic.  - Dellaroux

Viruses invented people so that people would invent airplanes so viruses could get around better. - R. Duda
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« Reply #422 on: January 27, 2012, 10:44:12 AM »

Two weeks down.  To go,
Thirteen.  My classes are good.
I may stop counting!

I solved a problem.
Was writing it up.  Too bad!
Done in '92.
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Unfortunately, I think conjugate gives good advice.
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elevate from this point on - chuck d


« Reply #423 on: January 27, 2012, 11:05:29 AM »

Work innovation:
Institute Friday Haikus,
Cheer colleagues a lot.
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Correct, as usual, TZ.
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That's because you are not Dude. TZ, however, is Dude.
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TZ is my favorite.
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I wish YOU began with A.
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« Reply #424 on: January 27, 2012, 11:14:04 AM »

External review:
To write up the self study
Or imbibe Drano?
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« Reply #425 on: January 27, 2012, 11:26:26 AM »

Class, meet, meet, class, meet.
Some days I just want to scream
Release the Kraken!


List litr'ly feet long
Not enough hours in the month
Can it be summer?

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biomancer
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« Reply #426 on: January 27, 2012, 01:58:47 PM »

Dirty culture tubes
numbering in the hundreds
waiting to be washed.

Lab aides say "No way!
We're tired of washing test tubes."
Not much else to do.

"Would you rather be
mixing up stains for next week?"
"No!  We'd stain our shoes!"

So water is running
and the tubes are being scrubbed
but their shoes are clean.
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Clueless people can be dangerous. The acidic environment they can spread often needs to be neutralized, and humor is basic.  - Dellaroux

Viruses invented people so that people would invent airplanes so viruses could get around better. - R. Duda
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« Reply #427 on: February 10, 2012, 01:46:05 PM »

I fell behind so
This weekend is for
Catching up.  Too bad!

Thirty papers: that's
No problem.  Three?  Too many!
Too many?  How odd.
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Unfortunately, I think conjugate gives good advice.
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« Reply #428 on: February 24, 2012, 07:49:21 AM »

Manuscript:  sent off!
Fingers crossed and hoping for
letter of acceptance.

Second manuscript
edited and sent back to
awesome co-author.

Mentally exhausted.
Happily, it's now Friday.
Is it beer time yet?
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Clueless people can be dangerous. The acidic environment they can spread often needs to be neutralized, and humor is basic.  - Dellaroux

Viruses invented people so that people would invent airplanes so viruses could get around better. - R. Duda
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« Reply #429 on: February 24, 2012, 08:01:50 AM »

Papers due today
"Can you look at my essay?"
Sorry; it's too late

The black coffee steams
Dog snoozes on the carpet
Nice to work from home


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That makes me more gangster than you


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« Reply #430 on: February 24, 2012, 08:38:08 AM »

I cannot read this
Book of eight hundred pages
Boredom path to zen
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« Reply #431 on: February 24, 2012, 09:35:14 AM »

A pile of exams
sits waiting for me upstairs.
I'd rather post here.
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« Reply #432 on: February 24, 2012, 07:42:28 PM »

Wine is my solace.
I drink my fill tonight, for
Tomorrow I grade.
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« Reply #433 on: February 24, 2012, 08:23:28 PM »

Midterm exam time.
Two exams graded, one left.
All downhill from here.
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Unfortunately, I think conjugate gives good advice.
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« Reply #434 on: March 02, 2012, 03:13:47 PM »

What a day it's been
Things just seem to all go wrong
Work tomorrow too
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You ain't a beauty but hey you're alright
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